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Parvenu: Generation 2 Heir Poll

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:13:05 GMT

Five boys, it's that time! Help decide heir to the Parvenu Legacy!

	Has a child, Toby Raised his younger brothers Has a ~~slutty~~ wife, Ashton Rocks a leopard print smoking jacket
	Loves ladies. Alot. Has a mother complex Selfish, like Zabby Will do anyone that moves
	Has a girlfriend, Arabella Believes persistence pays off Fun to spot in a crowd when bored Cooks well
	Married to Ivy Loves formal wear for all occasions Talks to himself when lonely Loves flamboyant suits
	The baby of the family Exercises for fun Still a Teen growing up Not afraid to wear girly PJs

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The Parvenu Legacy 1.4

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:10:53 GMT

Previously: Zabby had her fifth and final child, Upton-- a boy. Yuuta met a beautiful, nameless woman who longed to be a Parvenu and he welcomed her into the family. Zabby and Gage turned into elders while waiting for there boys to grow up and move out. And Xerxes began his quest of lady loving.

Xerxes wanted to be the boyfriend of ten sims. It was going to be a long road, but his first victim turned out to be Olympia Jennings. He came, he saw, he conquered. Time to move on.

Xerxes: "You see these steps? I want you off my porch in less than 15 seconds."
Olympia: "You can't possibly mean that!"

Olympia couldn't understand what went wrong. What they had was beautiful, wasn't it?

Xerxes: "Nope. It wasn't good at all. I just wanted to toy with you. You understand, don't you?"
Olympia: "You, No! I won't let you leave me!"

Olympia: "I thought we were going to have babies together.. a family!"
Xerxes: "Oh hi? Is this the city department?"

Xerxes: "There is some garbage on my front porch, and I'd like it to be removed as soon as possible."
Olympia: "My heart will not be the same again. I loved you Xerxes Parvenu. We will meet again, I promise."

Xerxes was a man on a mission. He didn't care for things like thoughts and feelings of others. He was his only concern.

It was time for his wedding. His one and hopefully only wedding, so Yuuta pulled out his very best formal attire for the occasion.

Ms. Parvenu: "Now that we are getting married, do you think you can call me by my name now?"
Yuuta: "Anything for you on our special day baby."

A truly heartwarming scene before the two love-birds exchange their vows.

Yuuta: (Hey.. It's a little embarrassing, but I don't think I ever got your name .. Hint?)
Ashton: (sigh, Yuuta.) "It's Ashton."

Many guests were invited. Many more were there, but not invited. Upton is clearly more interested in food than his brother and his wedding.

In the old-timers section, Zabby is clearly not impressed with Yuuta's choice in women.

Zabby: (Hmph. I thought my son would be smarter than that. Well, you can't win them all.)

Ashton knew how Zabby felt about her. She was certain she wasn't going to disappoint, so she played her role as the son-stealing wench perfectly.

Zabby: (I will come over there and rip your tongue out of my son's mouth, bitch.)

Xerxes was already on the prowl looking for his next ~~victim~~ love.

Zabby: (As soon as she turns around, I am going to jump her and stomp my high-heel all over her slutty body...)

Ashton was not taking to the new household very well at all.

Ashton: "Whoa whao, if I am going to live here that ... that .. thing has to go."

What could have offended Ashton so much?

Upton Parvenu. The poor youngest son of five.

Upton: "Old lady, the feeling is mutual."

Despite her seemingly rotten personality, Ashton is quite a looker.

Zabby confronted her son immediately after the guests had left. She had to keep face after-all.

Zabby: "If you beg me for forgiveness, I can forgive you for marry that whore."
Yuuta: "Now listen here Mom! I will leave this house and take Ashton with me if you keep acting like this!"
Gage: (Lalala I can't here them! I am outside staying out of it. I mean it. Out of it!)

Waldo was the only witness to Zabby's confrontation. Needless to say, he was mortified. This couldn't end well...

Waldo: (Oooooooooh shit! Mom just went there. This is gonna be bad. Am I old enough to move out yet..?)

After the little argument, Zabby stormed upstairs only to find Ashton waiting for her at the top of the stairs. She had heard everything.

Ashton: "Oh hi there Mom. I can call you Mom, right? I just love your place. Needs a few major decor changes, but overall I think I could live here quite happily.."
Zabby: "I hope you choke on your own tongue."

Ashton: "Well Mom, it's good meeting you. I'll be making your son mine forever tonight."
Zabby: "Oh dear, there are stairs there. It would be an absolute shame if you tripped down them and broke that pretty little status-hungry neck of yours."

Yuuta took his Mother's threats to heart, and moved out on his own with Ashton. He loved his Mom, but he loved Ashton more.

Yuuta: "I'm married! I'm really married!"
Ashton: "Are you done yet, sweetie?"

Yuuta: "Oh so married, Yes!"
Ashton: "Can we get to the sex now? I promised your Mother."

Promises were not broken, and Ashton conquered Yuuta that night.

Yuuta: "This is my first time, so please be gentle. It's yours too, right?"
Ashton: "Oh sure whatever, Let's get this over with."

It was certainly her first time experiencing these effects after sex, so she knew that she must have succeeded. She was going to be the first to call Zabby and give her the good news.

School still went on for the boys. Xerxes was an adult, and Yuuta had moved out on his own after fighting with Zabby. It seemed that all the brains were gone now.

Xerxes is still completely content to sit and watch his mother engage in whatever activity she is doing. He was thoroughly amused watching Zabby work out.

Zabby: "I don't know how many times I have told you this, but staring at me like this is just creepy."
Xerxes: "But Mom..! I love you and want to be just like you always..."

Ashton turned her sweet side on as soon as Yuuta got home from work.

Ashton: "Sweetie... I have something to tell you. It's about the baby..."

Yuuta: "A baby??! We're having a baby??!"

Yuuta was very excited to be Dad. He wanted a little girl since all he had were brothers and he raised most of them from diapers, so he wanted a change.

It was time for Waldo to make way into adulthood.

Waldo: (I wish Mom would calm down. She is old now after all. It's about time to mellow...)

Zabby bought him a new outfit for the occasion. She said she thought it was cute, but he was certain she bought it just because he would know the jokes that would be made ...

Xerxes was ready for more love. This time he found love in Tamara Donner-Sw0rd. A married elderly woman. He didn't care. If she needed to cheat to be happy, then her husband was doing it wrong.

Ashton was pregnant. Yuuta was at work. So Ashton made her way down to the park to make herself seen.

Ashton: "Hey there big guy, If you give me your seed I promise beautiful flowers will bloom."
Guy: "Oh-ho! I can quite clearly see you are already occupied, if you get what I mean. Bye"

Ashton was married for less than three days when she was already flirting with random men in the park. This truly had to be a bad sign.

Yuuta got off work and found Ashton at the park. He cooked up some hot dogs for her and the baby. Ashton got stares wherever she went.

Ashton: "Take a picture, it will last longer, bitch."
Yuuta: "Ashton Parvenu! Watch your mouth! It's bad for the baby to hear such filth!"

Ashton was not pleased being told what to do by Yuuta.

Yuuta: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it... I was just angry, it was a long day.. What can I do to make it up to you?"
Ashton: "Get.. more money?"

It was time for the baby to come. Both Ashton and Yuuta remained cool and collected..

Until they both absolutely freaked out simultaneously. Yuuta got it together and get her to the hospital.

They brought back not a sweet baby girl, but a bouncing baby boy. Ashton named him Toby. Yuuta decided he could live with that name though he'd prefer something more manly like Thor.

Waldo invited his childhood friend Arabella Spence out for a date. It turned out she was a light-sleeper and he was a heavy-sleeper. Could this match ever work?

Arabella succeeded in making him cry, and she wasn't even trying to..

Arabella: "There there, let it all out. I don't know what I did, but can I make it up to you?:

Waldo: "A kiss would perk me right up!" *Hopeful*
Arabella: "Uh, no. Try again?"
Waldo: "Come to my place?"
Arabella: "....Alright."

Arabella apparently has some mood issues she needs to work out. She goes from cute and happy to pure wrath for no reason from time to time.

Waldo: "They say men like to marry women like their Mother... You have that down 100%!"
Arabella: "Wanna turn around and say that to my face, eh eh??"

At long last, it was finally time for Upton to become a teenager. Zabby still didn't care. He was supposed to be a girl, not a boy.

Upton: "Oh wow, being a teenager is already tripping me out. I see sparklies!"

Upton decided longer hair was best. He didn't care to get it cut, and maybe Mom would stop being mad.

Gage had a rough day at work and was greeted by his son, Upton.

Upton: "Hey Dad it's me, Upton! Your son!"
Gage: (If I don't make eye contact, maybe it will leave."

The ponytail seemed to do the trick. Zabby had so much excess energy and training Upton into the ground was doing great for her mood.

Zabby: "You might be a girly-boy, but you aren't gonna be no wuss! Now give me 20 more!"

Upton: (Please let me die.)

Ashton left Toby at home-- alone, and enjoyed herself at the swimming pool.

Yuuta arrived home to find Toby alone on the bathroom floor. Just what was Ashton thinking? He would never admit his Mother was right about her... But it was time for little Toby's big day!

Toby has Yuuta's eyes and hair, and Ashton's skin tone.

Yuuta: "I will love you enough for both your Mother and I. That's my boy!"

Ashton realized she missed Toby's big day when she had hers by the poolside.

Ashton: "Oopsie!"

Gage found a football somewhere. Since Upton was a bit girly... Gage decided to fix him the best way he could. Sports.

Upton: I'm throwing it now Dad! Like this? Is this how you do it?"

Gage: "Yeah that's great son!"

Sports was definitely not their thing.

Vesper was still around. He was still stuck in the attic room. Xerxes got Yuuta's double bed for love-making purposes.

Vesper: "What to do today? Sleep? Eat? Or maybe a lady?"
Xerxes: (from downstairs) "Lady. Definitely!"

Romancing it was! Vesper called up his friend Ivy and he dressed in his favorite suit for the occasion.

Xerxes: "Do her just like this Bro! Un-un!"
Vesper: "I am ignoring you... So filthy minded."
Xerxes: "Your loss!"

Maybe Xerxes wasn't entirely wrong in his thought patterns, Vesper thought.

Vesper: "Long time no see! Good to see you, you look well!"
Ivy: "You do too! I wish I had worn more formal clothes now, I feel under dressed..."

Vesper: "These look really nice too!" *Poke*
Ivy: "Excuse me??"

Vesper: "Truly, A++ rack!"
Ivy: "If this is what you invited me out for, I am leaving."
Vesper: "Sorry... my brother was giving me tips on things to say to impress you..."

Vesper is a bit innocent. Ivy could see that and forgave him. Xerxes was going to be in big trouble when he got home.

Zabby loved training her sons. Nothing made her more excited than seeing them wimper in pain.

Zabby: "I'm gonna work you to death. You won't be able to sit for a week!"

Vesper: "She doesn't lie!"

Waldo has been in a bad mood since Arabella snapped at him. He decided to take it out on Upton.

Waldo: "What kind of gay pajamas are you wearing?"

Vesper: I will have you know that Mom bought these just for me. If you have anything bad to say about them, tell it to her. That is, if you aren't chicken."

Waldo: "Oh well if that is the case, then those pajamas are fabulous and I must apologize. Clothing that Mom picks out has a unique style..."

Zabby must be feeling a little bad about all the neglect of Upton, or perhaps she just needed someone to play chess with, but she has been spending more time with him lately.

Xerxes next target was the widowed Jamie Jolina.

Xerxes: "I've heard talk about you, and I hear that you are one fiery old lady. Mind if I come a bit closer?"
Jamie: "Well I'll be! It's been a long time since anyone has said those words to me Sonny!"

Xerxes: "Really? Well that is truly a shame... Someone as lovely as you deserves the best lovin' a woman can get~~~"
Jamie: "You are a smooth talker son. I like it."

Jamie was quick to the bedroom. Xerxes was very eager to make sure this is a night she will never forget. He likes making himself happy, but when he sees a woman in need of some love... He just can't help himself.

Jamie: "I expect to be up all night Sonny."

Xerxes: "Do you mean that? Cause I can, no problem. Can you handle me?"
Jamie: "No promises, but I would love to find out."

And the two did proceed to do it all night long. Three times in fact.

Xerxes: "One more?"
Jamie: "Well if you insist..."

It was time for Jamie to go, but before she left Xerxes caught her on the porch to ... do the usual.

Xerxes: "That was the best I've ever had, but it's over. Over you hear me, over! I don't want attachment!"

This came as quite a shock to Jamie.

Jamie: "But it was so amazing, how can you just give it up??"
Xerxes: "One night rule baby, you understand, right?"

And Jamie left without much fuss. It had been amazing. She had felt beautiful one moment more in her long life, and she was happy.

Xerxes: "That's one more on the master list of love!"

Upton has become addicted to fitness. His works out every morning before breakfast and wakes up at 5:00 just to get everything done in time before school.

Vesper and Upton are the last in high school. Vesper always dresses up to go to school now.

Upton: "You are truly messed up, you know that right?"
Vesper: "Whatever do you mean my dear brother? Just because I take a bit of pride in my appearance does not mean I am 'messed up'!"

After a bit of work, Waldo finally got Arabella to consent to a kiss. Of all the times for his phone to ring, this was the worst.

Waldo: (I don't know who is on the phone, but I will KILL them for ruining this moment...)

Waldo: "Despite the fact my phone ruined and is still ruining everything, I figure I have nothing to lose so let's go steady?"

She accepts. Waldo is pleased.

Vesper leaves in the morning in his suit, and arrives back home in street clothing looking drained.

Vesper: "It's so hot wearing that suit all day..."
Upton: "If you acted like a normal human being, you wouldn't have this problem."

Arabella made herself at home while Waldo was at work. She made herself a little too at home when she started working out on the family's beloved exercise machine... Almost instantly, three Parvenu's were ready to take her down.

They were not pleased.

When Waldo got home he changed into his finest suit ... He had big plans, but Arabella was running away.

Waldo: "I see you babe, and I will follow you wherever you want to go."

Waldo: "...even if that is the bathroom. But uh.. I know this isn't the most romantic place, but would you please be my wife?"

Arabella: "Seriously Waldo. In here? Really? Try again later, not here. Jesus."
Waldo: "....But I love you." :(

Waldo was crushed, and in typical Waldo fashion he proceeded to guilt trip her.

And it worked quite well.

Arabella: "I won't say no forever, Come on Waldo. Cheer up and try again later. We can go to bed if you want though."
Waldo: "Well then, okay!"

Naughty times were made. Waldo was happy, Arabella was happy. And Xerxes wanted to know what the hell they were doing in his bed.

Xerxes: "You asses! Just so you know, I haven't haven't changed the sheets since Jamie and I did it three times. Ha!"

It was time for Vesper's birthday, and that means the good clothes come out once again.

All the boys were there, except Yuuta, to cheer on another year.

Vesper: "All that working out with Mom made me look fine!"

Vesper looked good, and he knew it. His only request was another ultra stylish suit.

Now that he was of age, he was ready for the next step with Ivy. He wasted no time in inviting her over to pop the question. He changed into his finest ... workout attire ... for the occasion.

Scared to death, he proposes and hopes he doesn't get rejected. She accepts happily.

Ivy: "Are you okay?? You look ill..."
Vesper: "Just ... let me stay here for a bit. I almost passed out I was so scared."

Zabby wasted no time in throwing a wedding party. She wanted everyone to know her son was getting married to a nice woman and not some hussy tramp.

Regretfully, Ashton showed up with Yuuta. Ashton got the wedding started off on the right foot by flirting with Vesper-- her brother-in-law and the groom of the day -- in front of her husband and the bride-to-be. Needless to say, everyone was shocked!

Vesper firmly rejected her. He couldn't believe the nerve!

Zabby: "YUUTA PARVENU! I told you that girl was a tramp, and did you listen. NO!"

Ashton was genuinely sad she was rejected.

Zabby: "The nerve! As soon as I can get my elderly body up these steps ... That girl is mine!"

Upton could sense the tension in the air, so he did what he thought would diffuse the situation -- Mix drinks. Lots of them.

After the Ashton shakeup, Ivy and Vesper finally got to exchange rings.

Waldo: (The one time that boy isn't wearing a suit is to his own wedding. I swear this family is crazy.)

Ashton didn't quite get it the first time. Hitting on your brother-in-law is not a good idea.

Ashton: "I just think you are delicious looking! Why can't I have a taste?"
Waldo: "UGH. That is the most disgusting thought ever. Pardon me while I go puke."

Waldo: "I hope my brother leaves you and takes my nephew with him."

Ashton proceeded to pout, again, genuinely sad that she was rejected.

Vesper took Ivy home early to get ready for there evening together. Ivy changed into her normal clothing and fixed her hair a bit.

To liven up the wedding, one of the elderly guests decided it was time to pass on. To make things even more exciting, it appears the Grim Reaper decided to borrow the body of Xerxes to wreak havoc on the departed. What better way to send off a lady, than with a nice bit of lovin'!

Stunning blue eyes and all, equipped in his best bad t-shirt, Grim Xerxes was about to love a woman into the after-life.

Grim Xerxes: "GRAAAAAAAAHHHH. THIS POWER."

Grim Xerxes: "GET READY. I WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD."

Lady: "Thank you, truly, thank you. You are so gentle."
Grim Xerxes: "ANYTHING FOR LADIES. WATCH YOUR STEP NOW."

And Grim Xerxes took the lady to the after-life, and the wedding ended a great success. It was epic, and everyone enjoyed themselves. Except Ashton.

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Finally time for an heir poll! I really do love all my boys, so it's a tough call for me. They are all crazy in different ways and it's fantastic!

Yuuta and Ashton really live in a different house and I switch back and forth to see how they are. She seriously was flirting on her own. When I switched over and caught her in the park I was so confused! How dare she do that to my boy!

Grim Xerxes ... I really have no idea what happened. Why the Grim Reaper looked exactly like Xer is beyond me, but it worked really well for the story.

Please take the time to cast your votes and let me know who you want for heir! Voting will close whenever there is enough votes to firmly pick a boy as heir. Or tomorrow night, whichever comes first~

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The Parvenu Legacy: 1.3

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 18:44:34 GMT

Previously: Yuuta took care of the family before he aged into an adult. Zabby began her quest to get fit. The Parvenu's went on an outing and Waldo and Vesper grew up through many stages. And lastly, Zabby became pregnant with her fifth and final child.

Gage knew he was having one of those days. He had a more than slightly demanding wife, and he just walked out of a long day of work to witness the death of one of his co-workers.

Death: "I'll be coming for you too soon. Don't you worry your pretty little head."
Gage: "Great. Just what I need, more fun to look forward to."

Xerxes was very excited about the new baby. He hoped it was the little girl Mommy always wanted.

Xerxes: "Mom! I think I just heard it move!"
Zabby: "I appreciate the affection, but this is a little awkward, can we hurry this up?"

Vesper liked to wear his formal attire whenever possible. He loved to change into it after a bath.

Vesper: "What? I like to dress nicely. I must dress to impress."

Zabby and her motivational speeches about being a valuable member of society paid off.

Zabby uses her maternity time to challenge yet more individuals to ranked chess matches. Gage also bought her a cute new maternity outfit after some strong hinting on her part.

In what seemed like no time, it was time for the baby to come. She had enough of watermelon. She craved them so badly, and she ate far too many. Yuuta was in the wrong place at the wrong time, and had to witness the water breaking.

Xerxes didn't panic though. He quickly rushed his mother to the hospital since Gage wasn't at home.

Xerxes: "Mom? Are you ready for this? Are you nervous?"
Zabby: "This is the fifth one. This is so easy. I am totally ready. Let's go!"

And thus, the fifth child was born.

After many long years, it was time for Yuuta to become a man. He helped raise more than his fair share of children, but it was almost time for him to start a family on his own.

Well, he was having second thoughts about the family. Watching his Mom and Dad as he was growing up made him not really want a family of his own. It seemed that women were far more trouble that he cared for.

Despite his fears, he knew that regardless it was the next step in life and he would have to make it. He hadn't had much luck so far, so he went for a trip downtown to see if he could find someone now that he was older and wiser.

Yuuta: "You guys packed this big lunch, you don't mind if I have a bit right? My name is Yuuta Parvenu by the way-- Nice to meet you!"
Elderly Couple: *Evil Glare*

Living with Zabby, a few of her personality qwircks rubbed off on him.

Yuuta didn't beat around the bush.

Yuuta: "I am looking for love. Are you interested?"
Girl: "You can love me all you want baby~"

And by didn't beat around the bush, he really got straight to the point of the issue.

Yuuta: "And by love, I mean I am looking for marriage."
Girl: "Oh... well, I just think I saw my boyfriend over there. Gotta go!"
Yuuta: "Wait! I thought this could work! Come back!!"

Yuuta could see where he wasn't wanted. After some intense power strutting, Yuuta stumbled upon quite a looker.

Yuuta: "Hey baby, I haven't seen you before. I'm in the market for a bride. You a taker?"
Girl: "You don't even know my name, and you want to get married?"

Yuuta: "Names don't matter, unless your last name is Parvenu which, by coincidence, mine is. Does that change your mind?"

Obviously, she is pleased. Everyone wants to be a Parvenu in this town.

Obviously she is very pleased. Yuuta, after many unsuccessful attempts, found someone he thinks he could tolerate being with despite his fear of commitment.

Yuuta: "I will call you anything you want me to call you."
Girlfriend: "You can call me anything you want dear."

Back at the house, Vesper was in a very heated debate with ... himself.

He hates losing an argument. When the argument is against yourself the chances of winning are slim to none.

He lost.

Vesper: "CURSES. FOILED AGAIN."

With much sadness in her heart, Zabby takes one last look at her beautiful youthful face. She had five children, and still was as fit as ever. But it was time for her birthday...

Zabby: "You've done well, self. We can age gracefully. You are ready for this!"

Zabby had a birthday bash. It was the talk of the entire town. Everyone longed to be invited, but only a few were. Zabbby did notice a few guests who she certainly did not invite.

Zabby was happy this many people gathered to celebrate her life. She was a little more than shocked when Yuuta brought home his serious girlfriend. Once her style is changed a bit, she thinks she can approve.

Agnes came over. She had already hit that age long ago (alone) so she knew about what Zabby would be going through.

Agnes: "Girl, you don't know what is about to happen to you."

But the party continued despite Agnes being a downer. Yuuta was the most cheerful of all.

Zabby: "Oh boy that just got stiff."

Zabby still wasn't really sure what to make of this transformation.

Zabby: "I still look good, right?"
Party: "Oh yes!"

Zabby grew old, but she grew old in style.

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Xerxes made it downstairs from taking care of the baby. He was a party animal, so as soon as he arrived the party really got started. Zabby showed him a few moves, and he showed her a few of his own.

The future Ms. Yuuta Parvenu thought that Vesper's lady romancing techniques were not up to par.

Vesper: "I have a bug collection. Want to see my ticks?"
Girl: "Uhhhhhhhh...."
Ms. Parvenu: (What is that kid THINKING?!)

The blue-eyed cheering section lined up for yet another birthday celebration. Today is the day that Vesper finally becomes a Teenager.

Once Mom joins in, the men in the family get far less enthused.

Zabby: "Let me show you how it's done boys."

Vesper grew up to be a bit cheeky. What can you expect with Zabby as a mother?

Vesper: "I think I kind of like this, heh heh. Watch out world, here I come!"

Real men like pink, and Vesper is no exception. He's a friendly, flirty, party animal with a side of virtuoso. All he needs is some liquor, a party, and a guitar and he's all set.

Shortly after, it was time for Gage to also age into elder hood. He was about as enthused as Zabby.

Gage: "Maybe I can retire soon ... But then again, I don't think Zab would like living on just a pension." (sigh)

Gage was happy at least his boy came to celebrate with him.

Vesper: "Dad you got be out of bed for this? I'm tired from working out all day."
Gage: "Son, we wanted you to be a girl and yet we love and tolerate you as a boy so the least you can do is fake interest in your father."

In the crib, the fifth and final child of Zabby screams from neglect. Upton, the last boy, despite all watermelon attempts, is a fierce screamer. Waldo is a heavy sleeper, so he got shifted with sharing the baby room.

Upton: "WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Waldo: (zzZzzzZzzzzz)

Over breakfast, Gage discussed the idea of retirement. Like he imagined, Zabby was not keen on the idea.

Gage: "Zabby, honey, please think about it. I'm getting old and it's hard to do all the things a young man can do.."
Zabby: "I'm not talking to you."

Zabby made her thoughts about retirement clear, so he decided to take up fishing so he could advance in his career.

Gage: "This is also nice because Z would never come here. Ah, peace at least."

Upton was crying, and all three of the boys wanted to get to him at the same time.

Waldo: "I'm going first. It's my room after-all."
Xerxes: "Fine, whatever."
Vesper: "I actually just want to take a shower."

Vesper finally got his shower, and he still really likes to dress in formal clothing to walk around the house. Yuuta invited his lady back over.

Yuuta wasted no time in getting to the point. Marriage.

Yuuta: "Kitten, will you please marry me?"

Vesper and Waldo were completely oblivious to everything go on in the other room.

She said yes, and they went to celebrate their engagement the best way two young hot-blooded individuals can.

Yuuta: "Ohh hells yes!"

Randomly, and for no reason, Xerxes and Vesper decide to break dance in the living room. This is not at all awkward in their minds.

Zabby was still a little angry about the mentioning of retirement, so she had been making dinner purposely bad.

Gage: "This tastes like worms. She could have saved the worms, and I would have went fishing."
Vesper: "DAD! I'm trying to eat!"

Everyone disliked Upton. He was loud when he didn't get his way, which was quite often. Waldo didn't seem to mind him though.

For being a stay-over moocher, she was quite opinionated.

Ms. Yuuta Parvenu: "That kid isn't being raised right."

It was time to grow into adult responsibility. Xerxes took the plunge into adulthood and a new hair style.

Xerxes: "Hey Mom~ How do I look?"
Zabby: "I'm walking away now."
Xerxes: "Mom??"

Waldo brought home a very unfortunate looking girl from school. He could tell that this was already a bad idea.
Waldo: "Looking away... maybe she'll forget she was coming home with me?"

Xerxes developed the life-time want to become a heart breaker. His first in a long line of conquests was to be the former maid of the household.

Vesper was a unique character. Both of them were ridiculous together and it was entertaining.

Vesper: "Hey brother!"
Xerxes: "I see your funny face, and raise you a funnier face!"

Despite their differences, Zabby and Gage were still in love in their own special way. Zabby decided she didn't have to force Gage to work himself to death for her benefit... She had two grown boys who could do that now.

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I really hope the next update will be the last of Generation 1. I can't seem to get the mod to allow overstuffed homes to work and Yuuta needs to start having babies because his fiance isn't getting any younger, but we have too many people in the house. I have been considering moving them into a house and letting them start their family, but keep tabs on them by switching active households via the Story Mode Progression mod.

I forgot my card with all my information on it at home, and home is 2,000 miles away so I had to improvise a bit on names. We're flying home tomorrow, so I will get things back on track next update.

Parvenu: 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2
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The Parvenu Legacy: 1.2

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:49 GMT

Previously: Zabby managed to have four wonderful little boys-- Yuuta, Xerxes, Waldo, and Vesper. She lived the high life with her rich husband Gage, next to her best friend Agnes Crumplebottom. She had a good life. Or so she thought...

Waldo left his nursery, just to try to get down the stairs. He was sad and lonely. Yuuta arrives home from high school and is shocked, and finds this unacceptable. He is such a good child.

Yuuta: "Hello?? Mom! Waldo got out of his nursery again! Where are you?"

Apparently, Zabby was too busy playing tag outside with Gage and Xerxes to think about poor Waldo and Vesper all alone in that big house.

Zabby: *huff huff* "It's hard to do this in heels!"

Before starting on his homework, Yuuta takes the time to care for the upset Vesper. He gets even less attention that Waldo. Zabby is definitely tired of babies.

Each morning, Zabby cooks a hot breakfast for all her boys. Gage and Yuuta enjoy eating outside. In silence.

When he isn't taking care of his little brothers, Yuuta developed an interest in painting. He could just paint for hours on end without any thought towards his bodily needs.

Xerxes still loves his mother. He wants to do everything with her-- chat, play games, read books. Everything. Zabby isn't sure this level of affection is healthy.

Zabby: "Uh.. Why don't you go play with your brother for a bit?"
Xeres: "But MOM. I want to play with you!"

Zabby understood why little Xerxes wanted to be with her. She was fabulous after-all.

Zabby: "Even after four children, you still are beautiful!"

From time to time, Zabby enjoyed taking a break from the very difficult life of admiring her own beauty, and admired Yuuta and his paintings. Her son would be talented, and that made her quite pleased.

Zabby has been using her superb logic skill and inviting over, and then smashing, her opponents in ranked chess matches. Xerxes is content to watch and cheer on his mother.

Xerxes: "Mister, there is no way you are beating my Mom. It's not possible. She is the supreme chessmaster."

Zabby, as expected, annihilated him.

Xerxes: "Gee. That was boring. You didn't last half as long as the last guy."
Chessman: "I ... lost? How?"

Xerxes: "Yes, kind sir, you lost. Now if you don't mind, can you please leave?"
Chessman: "But... I, yes me, I, lost??"

This loss apparently came at quite a shock to Mister Chessman. He just stood there for quite a long time in disbelief.

Later that night, Waldo was very unhappy with his lack of attention. He was hungry and in a dirty diaper and he wanted everyone to understand his pain.

Gage: "Honey, what have you been doing to our son?"
Zabby: "Are you questioning me? Don't question my methods."

It was the first and last time that Gage questioned the parenting of Zabby.

Yuuta: "You aren't anything like that mean Waldo. No you aren't!"

Yuuta has always had decent grades in school despite having to be the caretaker for his younger brothers. This afternoon however, he has decided to go over to a friends house. Zabby gave him permission and told him that she would look after the young ones today.

He should have known something was up when he was randomly invited over. He had to help with homework. Oh it's going to be a long afternoon...

Yuuta: (Why is my entire life about helping others?)

While Zabby was supposed to be at home taking care of Waldo and Vesper like she promised... She was actually working out at the gym fairly unsuccessfully.

Zabby: "Wretched machine! I will conquer you!"

After a hard workout, Zabby heads downstairs at the gum to pig out on an unhealthy snack.

Stranger: "You know ma'am, that isn't a healthy choice of snack for someone who is health conscious.."
Zabby: "While I thank you for your opinion, Please keep it to yourself."

Yuuta was invited to the bedroom... Yuuta does not approve of the decor.

Yuuta: "Mom would be so appalled. I need to leave quickly before this poor taste wears off on me."

Meanwhile, it was time for Waldo's birthday! No one was happier than Zabby.

Waldo grew up to have stunning blue eyes. He doesn't seem happy that it's his birthday though.

In fact, he is so unhappy, he immediately begins to sob uncontrollably.

Waldo: "No one is here for my party. *hic* Mom even left as soon as she blew out the candles. *hic*"

Zabby left, but only to get Vesper for his birthday party! Mild-mannered as a baby, he continues that trend into toddler-hood.

Vesper is insane and athletic. Despite it all, he's such a little cutie! Zabby is quite pleased with all her boys!

It looks like the boys will be eating cake for a long time. No one seems to mind. They have a separate stomach for cake.

Yuuta continues to take care of the toddlers. Zabby has had enough so it seems.

Waldo fixed his hair a bit, and developed the heavy sleeper trait. He is sure to need it in this family.

Gage knows Zabby has been slipping, so he tries to help out with the boys whenever he can. Even if it's super early in the morning.

Work called to remind Zabby that her maternity leave was over, and that it was time for her to actually start her job.

Zabby: "Being on the payroll has been my pleasure, but I am afraid that work is just too much for me right now. I will be quitting. Thank you for taking care of me."

With that, Zabby is now happily unemployed.

Zabby forgot she wants to have the perfect mind and perfect body, so she started working more on that body and a little less on her almost perfect mind.

Zabby: "Oh I have such a long way to go! I called a babysitter, so I have lots of time."

Zabby, looking rather muscular, takes a break to learn a few new recipies. The babysitter is honored to have been invited to the legendary Zabby Parvenu's home. She strives to be everything Zabby.

Babysitter: "Ma'am. You are wonderful."
Zabby: "Thanks~ I know!"

Yuuta decided it was time to work on his romantic life a bit, and bravely invited his childhood female friend over. He didn't know what she grew up to look like, but she was a cutie as a child...

Yuuta: "If I don't make eye contact, it will go away. I hope."

Time was flying in the Parvenu household! It seemed like we have a birthday almost every day! This time was for Xerxes to grow into a respectable young teenager.

A strange kid walked in to celebrate, Zabby pretended not to mind. Must keep face, you know.

Xerxes decided that it was time to cut his hair a bit. He loved the longer look,, but it was just getting too hot so he got a little trim.

Waldo woke up to find a strange man standing over his bed with a large bag behind him. It was no Santa Claus, it was a burglar! Someone dared to defile the home of Parvenu! Waldo quickly calls the police as he was the only one to notice.

But the burglar got away. And Zabby was outraged, and had an alarm installed immediately.

Zabby was so angry about the break-in, she absolutely had to go next door and tell Agnes. She wanted her to be safe, but at the same time, she wanted people to know about her situation and telling Agnes was a great way to get the rumor chain started.

Zabby noticed that Agnes had a guitar. She was indeed interested in learning to play to make her a more rounded socialite. Agnes listened silently and cheered her on.

Yuuta was a little miffed about the last girl he invited over. He decided to try his luck with an older, more mature woman this time.

She was the maid. The very lovely maid.

Yuuta: "The way you clean our house-- it's perfect!"
Maid: "Uhh, thank you?"

After some fun in the park, Yuuta managed to get her back to the house. Things were going swimmingly in his book.

Yuuta: "So... now that you are back at my place.. You wanna? You know..."
Maid: "No I will not go to bed with you."

Yuuta's love was very short-lived.

It was time for Zabby to show off her family by going on an outing in the park.

As soon as they arrived at the park, Vesper made a scene. It strongly interfered with Xerxes flirtation attempts.

Lady: "Hey, that's your brother screaming over there isn't it?"
Xerxes: "If it makes you like me more, then yes he is."

Vesper finally settled down with Gage for a picnic lunch. Gage was starving and would much rather have Zabby's home-cooked meals.

Yuuta went around to every female he could find, gave them the once-over, and still found no one of interest.

Xerxes enjoyed watching Zabby even as a Teen.

Waldo: "Hey I am trying to play with Mom now!"
Xerxes: "Go right ahead, I am happy to watch."

Zabby has noticed how creepy Xerxes was acting, so she decided to ask him about it.

Zabby: "You look like you have something you want to say to me."
Waldo: "Mooooooooom we were playing chess!"

Xerxes: "Well Mom.. I was thinking. I hope that someday I can marry a woman as wonderful as you. You and Dad are the perfect match!"
Zabby: "Oh is that all? I hope you find a wonderful woman that can make you as happy as you deserve to be my son!"

That hug was a little more than Zabby was expecting.

Xerxes: "Oh ...mom, thank you!"
Zabby: (I swear I think I heard him smelling my hair...)

Zabby decided she was going to distance herself from Xerxes a little bit just for his sake. His mother complex was a little unnerving.

Waldo was a little ignored as a toddler, but as a child Zabby was completely making up for it. He didn't know why, but he didn't question it.

Zabby: (I hope everyone in town sees how good of a mother I am. You better be having fun, kid!)

Zabby went to invite over the next ranked chess player, when the phone informed her that he was already on the property! Xerxes had been working on his chess skill in silence!

Xerxes: "Good evening, Mother. Are you ready for some chess?"
Zabby: "Let's see how good you are!"

Xerxes was defeated quickly. Zabby was shocked.

Zabby: "How did I win so fast??"
Xerxes: "Mom, I do it all for you. I only want you to be happy."

It was time for yet another birthday-- Waldo!

Waldo: "This is so much better than my last birthday! Yeaaah!"

The blonde cheering section cheers.

Waldo: "These clothes don't match. Don't say a word family, don't you dare say a word."

Last but not least, It was Vesper's big day as well! Zabby is so happy that her last baby is finally about to be out of diapers! Vesper cutely holds his mother's fingers waiting to blow out the candles.

Waldo loves his sleep, and no one will interrupt him. Not even when his Mom is on one of her beauty rants!

Vesper opted for a longer hairstyle like his big brother Xerxes. Xerxes acknowledged him at the park when no one else would claim him, so he admires his brother very much.

After the party, Zabby found herself running upstairs to a visit to the toilet.

Zabby: "Why am I throwing up, you toilet, it's all your fault I should just rip you from the wall!!"

Then it hit her.

Zabby: "Oh ... this.. no, it couldn't be. There is no way."

Zabby: "What did I do to deserve a fifth child?"

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I'm currently visiting the in-laws for Christmas in Seattle, but I took plenty of caps for another update after this one! Expect it around Monday or so if we don't get too busy!

Zabby has been so lifeless lately. All the kids have really drained her vitality. :( She's still hanging in though. She won't be defeated by child rearing!

You can now download you very own Parvenu over here~! I plan to upload everyone eventually, but if you have any requests just leave a comment in that post!

Parvenu: 1.0 | 1.1

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Tue, 15 Dec 2009 04:58:23 GMT

Want your very own Parvenu? All sims will be packaged both as a Sims3Pack, or as a .sim file, so everyone wins. Sims are packaged and tested on a game with the patch 1.4.6, so I cannot guarantee they will work on a patched game. Sorry! CC that I have for each sim (if I can remember, or have been asked) will be under the download links.

If you download my children, please let me know! It's very nice if you drop a comment just to say you are taking someone~ I'd love to see them in action! If you want to know about any of the CC ... I can try and remember, but no promises! Also, if you want someone specific uploaded let me know and I'll see what I can do.


Zabby Parvenu	Yuuta Parvenu	Xerxes Parvenu
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( Hair 008 )	( Hair 57 )	( Hair 78 )

The Parvenu Legacy: 1.1

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 06:25:09 GMT

We began our story following the very narcissistic Zabby Parvenu. She was beautiful, and she knew it. She used it in every way she should. She finally found a man willing to accept what most people thought were faults in Gage Briody. They had two lovely sons, Yuuta and Xerxes.

It's hard being the perfect mother of a perfect child, but Zabby has risen to the challenge. All of her spare time has been devoted solely to her children.

Zabby: "That's Mommy's little angel Yes he is!"

Xerxes was a very well-behaved baby. He took his bottle without much fuss, and Yuuta and his tantrum didn't seem to bother him too much.

After two boys, Zabby decided she wanted a little girl of her own.

Zabby: "Gagey. Could you please wait to do that after the intercourse? I'm in the mood right now. You have five seconds to be in this bed with those boxers on the floor!"
Gage: "Don't think it's possible .... oops."

Gage: "Oh boy, that sure smells."
Zabby: "The mood is ruined. I don't have to put up with this."

Later that night, Gage did his very best job at apologizing. They made up the best way they knew how.

Zabby: "Oh not again."

Yuuta: "Ma-ma! Food food!"
Zabby: "I feel like I'm going to die. I'm not sure where my stomach contents are going to end up. Probably in the toilet. Again."
Yuuta: "Ma-ma! Food food!"
Zabby: ............

Zabby invites Agnes over for Xerxes birthday party, but she was more interested in reading books than celebrations.

Zabby: "I pay you to be excited, maid, be excited if you want your job."
Maid: "Happy Birthday to YOU~~~!" (Please don't fire me, I need this job. Please don't fire me, please!)

Bored by the party herself, Zabby opts to gossip with Agnes instead of watch her baby grow up.

Zabby: "What? You see one sparkle-fest, you've seen them all."

Xerxes ages to have Zabby's hair and Gage's blue eyes. He's the exact opposite of
Xerxes: (This view. I like it!)

Xerxes was a picky little eater. Nothing would satisfy his tastes but he had to make do with less than extraordinary meals.

Zabby: "All these pregnancies has been dreadful for my pores. I really need to get a facial before my skin gets damaged!"

On her way to get a facial, Zabby was rudely interrupted by labor. How rude!

Zabby: "Why can't I ever win??"

Gage stopped in the middle of what he was doing to rush Zabby to the hospital. He brought little Xerxes along for the ride in a not so safe fashion.

The Art Gallery had a Pop Art display that week. It caught Zabby's eye on her way into the hospital.

Zabby: "I hate to tell them, but that design just doesn't work."

With much sadness, Zabby gave birth to their third little boy-- Waldo Parvenu. Waldo means 'God's Power.'

Yuuta grew up. He was absolutely horrified by the entire process.

Yuuta: "My hair.. where did it go?"

Yuuta has a birthmark on his chin. It's very mysterious.

Zabby wasted no time in sharing her knowledge with her son. He hadn't even been to his first day of school yet. Her children were going to be suited to her, after all.

Xerxes was in distress. Zabby was having a hard time managing two babies and a child at the same time. Gage was always busy working to supply her the life she deserved.

But he always made time to make Zabby feel loved. She was the best thing that ever happened to him.

Yuuta never wanted to go home after school. He usually stayed behind to work on his lessons.

Yuuta: "Babies screaming ALL DAY. You can't think in that house!"

Finally, Zabby regained her composure. She wasn't pregnant, and Xerxes was a fast learner.

Zabby: "That's my baby! You are going to be a fine young man!"

Gage had a birthday in his special place-- his garden. He apparently did not like being teased about looking like Zac Effron, so he tried to change his hair a bit.

It didn't work.

Zabby immediately told him to cut his hair, because looking like that wasn't acceptable for any man. Gage settled for doing something that a Teen Idol could never do-- grow facial hair.

Gage: (I think this looks better, but I just can't tell. Why is fashion so hard??"

Zabby needed a little break from her boys, so she hired a babysitter for a few hours so she could get some alone time. Xerxes awoke from his nap, terrified, to find a stranger picking him up.

Xerxes: (Not Mommy! Not my Mommy!)

He was hungry, and this strange man was willing to feed him, but he was still unsure about if it was safe or not. Eventually his hunger kicked in, and he ate the sub par meal.

Zabby wasn't much for baby pictures. They all looked the same, but when it was Waldo's birthday, the camera went wild!

All her days were long now with three children. A nice long soak was the only pampering she was able to do these days.

Zabby: "I'm done. No more children. None. It's over. Time to get Gage fixed."

When no one was looking, Yuuta would sneak into the fridge and eat a whole bucket of ice cream. He hated his mother's cooking.
It was only delicious if you like cardboard.

Waldo had a scream only a Mother could love. And Zabby wasn't in a very loving mood.

He always threw his little fit, then sobbed his eyes out. It was quite heartbreaking.

Zabby: "THIS ISN'T!"

Zabby was hormonal, and she didn't know why. She went through the house breaking things just to spite Gage.

Gage: "You broke the sink on purpose didn't you?"
Zabby: "I don't know what you are talking about."
Gage: "I was right here. I saw you."
Zabby: "No clue."

Zabby decided she was just feeling down from not being out of the house in so long. One Saturday, she left the boys with Gage and took a trip to do some shopping!

Zabby literally walked to town in the middle of the road. Sidewalks were made for people who weren't Zabby Parvenu.

Zabby: "I'm so fabulous, the cars will stop just to behold my beauty."

Zabby: "See? She's not me, and she's on the sidewalk and I'm winning at everything."

Zabby knew this feeling all too well.

Zabby: "This isn't... Please tell me it isn't."

Zabby: "I said please. What more do you people want from me?" (sobs)

Baby number four was coming, and no one was less happy than Zabby.

Zabby: "This isn't special anymore. Next thing you know I'll have my own reality TV show! Hey, that might not be so bad!"

Xerxes grew up to apparently fulfill the role of missing Parvenu girl.

He insisted that his hair be left this length. He was determined to be his mother's favorite even if that mean losing his identity as a male.

Zabby gave herself pep talks from time to time to keep her spirits up.

Zabby: "Self-- Even though you are on your fourth baby, your body is still fine."

Xerxes first mission in his quest to become favorite was to clean the dreaded potty training toilet. He wanted to show his manliness and didn't even use gloves or a bag, he just fished right in.

Xerxes: "I have never felt anything more disgusting in my life."

It was very possible to tell that these two were related.

Their movements were in sync completely. They had no need for conversation as they just enjoyed the meal together.

Xerxes: (I want Mommy.)
Gage: (I want money to make Zab happy. No, actually I need money to make Zab happy... I'm surprised she hasn't killed me over the fourth child.)

Xerxes insisted on finding his Mom and hugging her.

Xerxes: "Mommy I love you!"
Zabby: "I know you do."

Zabby was permanently n a foul mood. Everyone was constantly on edge fearing her pregnant wrath.

It was that time. It was hopefully the last time too!

Zabby: "Get it out before I claw it out!"

With much more sadness, Zabby gave birth to the fourth boy of the family. His name was Vesper which means Evening Star. He was going to be Zabby's little star!

It was time for Yuuta to be a Teenager. My, how time flies! He also enjoys changing his hair, and Zabby enjoys making him change it back.

His birthmark faded as he aged. He was planning on telling all the girls at school it was a scar. Girls dig scars. So much for that dream.

Yuuta: "My dreams crushed before they begin. I feel that will be the story of my life."

Vesper was a crier. He just cried and cried and made everyone except for Zabby very frustrated. Very shocking. She was surprised herself.

After four boys, Zabby decided it was probably not in her fate to have a little girl. She even heard about eating watermelon to help with a girl, but it obviously didn't work. She was sad, but it wasn't the end of the world. She at least has the hope of four lovely daughter-in-laws!

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I had fun with this update. I really love Zabby! She's the first founder I've absolutely adored. I was so angry about the fourth boy. >< I don't really want her to have more children, but I so want a girl. Even the watermelon didn't help! Would you guys like to see a girl as much as I would? XD

As a side note, I have no idea why my art gallery exploded into oddly colored blocks. I was entertained though!

Parvenu: 1.0

The Parvenu Legacy: 1.0

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:23:35 GMT

Sims on my laptop is virtually unplayable at the moment. I had very little luck in getting my backup to play. I managed to get all my CC to transfer, but my saved files won't load. Alli is in the sim bin. I'm going to try once more at the expense of my husband's saved files. He's such a sport. If it works, I am reinstalling patchless on my laptop. If not, until EA wants to unbork their patch, The Limes are in hibernation. :(

But in the meantime, here is my desktop legacy. The Parvenu Legacy.

Meet Zabby Parvenu. To quote the great Wikigods, "A Parvenu is a person that is a relative newcomer to a socioeconomic class."

Zabby is no exception to this rule.

Armed with the traits of over-emotional, perfectionist, genius, never nude, and snob, Zabby is fully prepared to go into the world and make something of herself, and will go to any lengths (as long as her clothes remain on--she has standards) to achieve her goals.

Zabby: "Take a shot from this angle. My right side is the most beautiful. Ah behold my beauty!"

Despite Zabby's superb friend-making traits, neither of her neighbors seemed very interested in her.

Zabby: "It's okay, when I'm rich and rule this town, they will still be white gutter trash. I won't let a small incident like this set me back."

Not letting the rudeness of her neighbors get her down, Zabby heads out to look for a worthy mate.

Zabby: "A library is a good place to start. If you want to be with a beauty, you need brains."

Zabby: "Hey! I saw you on TV, didn't I? You're in that Glee show, right?"
VJ: .....

Zabby: "It takes a lot for me to be willing to say this, but I permit you to take my body in any way you please."
VJ: (....What is this girl on?)

VJ was not impressed with Zabby and her affection for herself. That romance ended before it even started.

She may be full of herself, but she's not too good for ghosts or maybe a sexy caretaker or a grieving son.

Zabby: "If they are beautiful inside and out (like me!) I don't care about the color of their skin. Light, Dark, Transparent. I don't judge."

When Zabby was looking stunning on the beach, she ran across Agnes Crumplebottom. She may look like she was having a bad time, but it was truly the first time she had an enchanting time with a mildly worthy individual.

After a long day of looking for love, Zabby returns home to take a long (non-nude) bath and have a warm dinner.

Dinner was actually warmer than expected.

Zabby: "I ... that's not good."

Nothing we can't handle. Zabby has her emotions completely under control.

Or she's so scared, she's about to pee herself. Either or.

After a long night of fire-fighting, Zabby decides to keep to uncooked foods like cereal for the time being.

Zabby: "Hi! I'm everything you ever dreamed of, aren't I? ...Oh I see a hottie coming, buh-bye!"
Random Guy: "Thanks for reminding me of what I can never have." DDD:

Zabby waited for him to get off work.

And followed him home and let herself in. His name is apparently Marty Keaton, and he is very married and very much a father.

Zabby: "This is unacceptable! I know what your wife looks like, and I am by far a better catch!"

In a fit of anger, Zabby helps herself to yet another non-cooked meal of the day.

Zabby: I will show him.

Zabby: "OH THIS IS SO DELICIOUS .... Am I intruding? No? Great!"

She was promptly told to leave. She still doesn't understand why.

Zabby: "I'll let you kiss me... Anywhere."
Marty: "I'm leaving."
Zabby: "I'll follow you to the ends of the earth!"

Zabby: "I'll let you hug me, see, I'll start. You put your arms like this..."
Marty: "Oh my fricken lord, you are a crazy stalker. I am filing a restraining order immediately."

As a side bonus, those legs with sneakers on? That's his wife. Zabby planned it. <3

Zabby: "Well that was pretty successful. He may not be mine, but he sure isn't getting any from his wife for a while! Tee~hee!"

Zabby: "Hi. I'm...
Cop: "I'ma stop you right there ma'am, I've heard what yer doin' and I'm not interested in your body in the slightest. I like my women with more meat on them."
Zabby: ...Zabby and, oh."

Zabby: "You look like a great catch, has anyone ever told you that? I'm a good catch too. We could make an awesome ballgame together."
Gage: (I'm so tired. I can't even understand anything she's saying.)

It's for the best Gage.

Gage went home to sleep. Zabby went on a chess rage.

Zabby: "I regret the day I moved to this town! No one knows anything about who I will become!"

After a nights sleep, both of our young ones have recovered. Gage is not opposed to her advances.

Zabby: "I see no point in wasting any time. I tolerate you, you like me. Lets get married, k?"
Gage: "...We just met yesterday. You know that, right?"
Zabby: "Is that a problem? We're moving pretty slow based on legacy standards. I'm not even knocked up."

Gage: "Well if you put it that way..."
Zabby: (First comes babies, then comes marriage, then comes toleration~~)

Zabby: (Victory is mine at last!)

A night of sweet, sweet love ensued.

Zabby: "Everything flawless like usual, self."

But Zabby was in for a big surprise. A big, big surprise.

Zabby: "Is this? Oh my oh oh oh! What will this do to my figure?!"

Zabby: "Gage Briody... I will murder you in your sleep."

Zabby: (He doesn't know I'm pregnant. I'm not telling him either. We need to get this show on the road before I become the talk of the town, and not for reasons that are flattering.) -- "I'm ready to get married now!"
Gage: "I kind of wanted to have a ceremony.. at the church, you know."

Zabby: "If you loved me, location wouldn't matter. All I need is you. Can't I be all you need?" :,(
Gage: "Uh.. well, look don't cry. We can get married now if that is what you really want. I just worry about you rushing into things."

Zabby: "Really? Gee, Let's get on with it shall we? I do! I do! I do!"

Zabby's home wasn't big enough for one, much less two and a little one on the way so she moved in with Gage...

Much to her surprise... He lived in a giant mansion.

Zabby: (Ohmygoodness You have to be kidding! Finally, a lifestyle fit for me!"

Zabby: "Gagey pookiebear, Have I ever told you I am glad we met and became friends?"
Gage: "No, but that makes me really happy that you are happy."
Zabby: (I have nice things~~! *whistles to self*)

Unfamiliar with her surroundings at her new home, Zabby leaves a hint of her pregnancy on the front porch.

Zabby: "Uh, this will dry and I don't have to clean it, right?"

Zabby: "Gage simply needed to be fixed visually. I worked my magic. He's like Zac Effron, but much cuter! Isn't he much more charming now? How he could ever be unlucky I don't know. He landed me after all!"

Zabby: "I'm finally starting to show. Since I have some time off work, I took the liberty of fixing up the house to a woman's tastes. Gagey had it so dreary in here! This is my green bathroom-- It's really Gagey's bath."

Zabby: "This is the guest bedroom. Gagey wanted it to be the master bedroom, but I refused."

Zabby: "Here is the master bedroom. Isn't it a lovely shade?"

Zabby: "Our dining room with fireplace. Isn't it cozy and romantic?"

Zabby: "I tried to get rid of the video games, but Gagey just refused. He said 'You can do whatever you want with the house, but leave my computer and video games alone. I'll divorce you if they are gone when I get home' Can you believe it? It was like a threat!

Zabby: "The downstairs bathroom is very pink like my bedroom. I love anything in the shades of red category!"

Zabby: "And lastly, my kitchen! I wish I had a cook, but since that isn't possible, I arranged everything to my tastes."

Zabby: "Gage was very excited to hear that he was becoming a Papa! I won't lie; I love the attention too!"

Zabby: "Our yard has the best view of the beach. There is nothing like lounging in the beautiful outdoors with your special someone."

Zabby: On the weekend, Gage would drive me to the park to find someone to match my logic skills. It has yet to happen. Poor Molly-- She never stood a chance. Gagey would stick around and watch. He is such a dear!

Zabby: (Crap. I'm in a bad spot right now ....)
Gage: (Oh crapcrapcrap. Please don't let her lose. I don't want to have to deal with that tonight!)

Zabby won, but it was close! Gage was pleased.

Zabby returned home to go into labor.

Zabby: "I NEED MEDS. NOW. GAGE. CAR. NOW."

It was a long bit of labor, but Zabby gave birth to a baby boy by the name of Yuuta which means something to the effect of big, or excellent depending on how you write it.

Zabby spends her free-time stargazing ... In daylight, which is a fancy term for spying on the neighbors.

Zabby invites Agnes, her now good friend, out for an outing to reminisce about her recent childbirth.

Zabby: "I mean, he was like so big and I was worried about him fitting, I didn't want my baby squeezed stupid, you know."

Gage: "Did you just marry me for my money? I've been wonderin that a lot lately."
Zabby: *chokes*

Zabby: "No dear. I love you. You make my heart dance every time I see you."

Zabby could see that her charms were failing. She needed to use her physical reassurance to remind Gage who she was. His wife.

Gage makes, always passionate and potent love.

Zabby: "Right now, I truly hate this green color. I will be changing this if it's the last thing I do in this legacy."

It was time for little Yuuta to grow up into a toddler. Ah, how the years pass in what seems like days. He's a little couch potato loner.

He may be a loner, but he has a fierce battle cry.

Maid: (I will shut that kid up in a second.)

He looks like he hasn't been fed in years the way he's looking at that food.

He's such a little cutie. He got his Dad's hair and his Mother's eyes.

Being next door neighbors, Agnes stops by from time to time.

Zabby: "I'm trying to break Gagey from games, and here you come over just to play games at my house. I am disgusted."
Agnes: "Oh don't be such a downer Zab. Give it a try."

Zabby actually enjoyed herself much more than she expected. Gage slipped in to sneak in some game playing without wife aggro.

The next little one is on the way. Both Zabby and Gage want a little boy~

Zabby decided to take Yuuta out for a bit of fresh air and visit Agnes while they were out.

Zabby: "You will learn to like people. I'm not raising a wuss."

Zabby and Agnes get along swimmingly.

She even had a nursery in her home. Yuuta fell in love with Beary. He apparently also tastes very good.

Agnes, who wanted children of her own so badly, was very excited for Zabby and the new baby.

Zabby: "Yuuta hon, we need to go home now."
Yuuta: "Bear!"

Zabby finally managed to get Yuuta back home. The next day she went into labor. Much to her delight, she gave birth to a baby boy who she named Xerxes after Xerxes the Great.

Zabby: "Children with great names will be destined for greatness like me~"

Gage was delighted to now be the father of two lovely boys. All his hopes and dreams are coming true.

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Next for the Parvenu Family. Babies, Toddlers, and Children-- Oh my!

The Lime Legacy: 4.2

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:39:25 GMT

Last time, the heir was decided to be a double heir between Ikea and Gaylord. We had babies and we had stalkers and patch update fun for the whole family!

Any great legacy update starts with mild child abuse. Karst is not pleased. He is sad, lonely, and stuck in a girls room. How worse can life get?

Ikea: "Jordan! How I've missed you!"
Jordan: "It's absolutely FABULOUS to see you darling!"

Ikea has decided that theJerk isn't worth it. She's much rather move on to someone who would actually treat her like she feels she should be treated.

Ikea: "In my excitement, I failed to notice what you are wearing. What are you wearing?"
Jordan: "You'll never believe it! I got this on super sale. Three for the price of one!"
Ikea: *There was a reason for that, but I will behave.*

Jordan: "You look tense, here let me loosen you up a bit.."
Ikea: *We have a winner right here!*

These are what I like to call the Lime Bedroom Eyes. Ikea will be a master of these before this legacy is over.

Emerson must be getting old. He missed a divine opportunity to crash his daughters romantic advances.

Emerson: "I am not."

Oh really?

Emerson: "These are peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm using cheese, and tomato, and guacamole. These are sure to be a special treat, tee-hee!"

Pure evil, Em. Pure evil.

These are the Bridges Bedroom Eyes. They are slightly less potent than the far superior Lime Bedroom Eyes.

You know what they did. If you don't, well... It was naughty, I will tell you that.

Immediately after the deed was done, Ikea goes to cuddle her baby Justice.

Ikea: "I just cheated on your dad, baby Justice. It was sweet, sweet justice."

Jordan comes downstairs and takes an immediate liking to Karst. He must be family-oriented. What a catch! If only Ikea had fallen for you first...

Karst: "Da-da??"

No Karst. He isn't your Father. Your Father is busy with his career.

Tatiana: "This is the home-shopping channel Justice. All women in this family love to shop here."

Training at an early age. We haz it.

Tatiana: "Oh bother. I'll never get promoted at work now."

July does not like losing.

July: "Just you wait game, I will reprogram you someday and make it so I never lose!"

Emerson: "This birthday fun time cake. It is not mine. I am saddened."

Emerson still adores birthday time. It's time for little Justice to grow up!

Justice is .... A BOY? Quick Gaylord, this is a scoop and is sure to get you promoted!

...you mean she's just a really fug girl? Oh. :(

Karst: "I'm not ugly. I'm adorable! :D"

Just a little reminder to self that my children aren't always ugly.

Well she at least cleans up to look like baby Basch #4178. I swear I am going to marry someone absolutely atrocious so I can get some variation.

Justice likes to dance. See the dancing? It's dancing, not neglect. I swear.

Karst: "Food. NOW."
Emerson: "Now that isn't how a young gentlemen is supposed to act..."

Em, you did the exact same thing but in a much more girlish hairdo.

Karst: "Food time, please?" :D :D :D
Emerson: "Atta-boy!"

Karst: "Mmmmm! Tasties!"

Apparently this was the first time he's seen food in year.

Justice: "Hungwy!"
Tatiana: *This isn't my child, why do I have to feed it?*

Ikea: "Sinclair? Hi, remember me? I'm the mother of your child. -- Yes, you have a child. Anyways, could you come over for a bit? We need to talk."
Emerson: *This is gonna be good. *

Ikea, bypassing greetings, immediately begins to rip Sinclair TheJerk a new one.

Ikea: "I haven't seen or heard from you in ages and you just show up looking like a... like a.. wookie!"
Sinclair: "Babe, Wookies are brown. Your insults, they sting."

Ikea: "This is all some big game for you. Some big, hilarious joke. WELL I HAVE YOU KNOW, I slept with another man and it was AMAZING. He was a million times better than you could HOPE TO BE."

That got him.

Ikea: "I mean it was just so massive. And he was very, very talented. Oh and by the way, it's over between us, jerk."
Sinclair: "Whoa whoa whao, I get it. Too much detail, but forget you. I never even liked you anyways."

Ikea: "If I could rip your heart out, I would do it in a heartbeat and stomp it into the ground and then use it as fertalizer in Dad's garden. But that might kill the plants since your heart is so COLD AND BLACK."
Sinclair: "What the hell is WRONG with you?!?"

Ikea: "You want to say that again? I am trying with all my might to not physically assault you right here right now."
Sinclair: "You are such a bitch!"

Ikea: "You want to stay that again, asshole?"
Sinclair: ....

Ikea: The road is that way, please see that you take it.
Sinclair: ...

Fierce.

And thus, her romance with Sinclair was short-lived and now over. She was free to..

Move into the arms, lips, and secret dirty places with a new love.

Ikea: "I know I made a mistake, but if you'll have me...."

That's a yes~!

Too bad our house is packed and you can't come. :3

Justice and Karst get along well. They both apparently like to wear yellow by default. Red block team versus blue block team. Good versus evil. Heir #1 versus Heir #2. They are already drawing the lines, and they are still in diapers.

Tatiana continues to care for Justice by teaching her her basics. Right now, she is teaching her the basics of labor.

Where is the concerned family...?

Gaylord: "This is the third one, she has this and I have this article due for work tomorrow ."

Ikea: "Chess is much more fun when your special someone is there to play with you..." :(

Tatiana: "I THINK I AM GOING TO EXPLODE IN SHEER PAIN. OMGAWDDDDDDDD"

Tatiana: "But I am fucking having the time of my life, let me tell you."

It's a girl, and her name is Liberty. She is good and artistic.

Liberty and Justice in one legacy. Harhar. You can't have both, unless the heir poll is a tie but this is neither the time nor the place.

While I thought Gaylord was celebrating the birth of his third child,he apparently was just throwing himself a solo birthday party. He can do his own party tricks and everything.

July was having her birthday in the other room~~!
July: "Hmmm.. what to wish for?"

July: "I wish to be beautiful, and stunning, and able to wow all the men to my side!"

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I will be honest here. I almost died. I frantically canceled all cake action to get her to the mirror of salvation ASAP.

it is amazing what a pair of tweezers, a new hair-style, and some makeup will do. She cleaned up very well and is nothing like that image I want burned from my memory. Her old look worked much better with being an angler though.

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Scoring: 12 points Total

My game still isn't working right since the last patch. The game functions, but its very, very, very slow. Sims are just sluggish to respond. It makes me very sad. :( I removed all of my one mods and it didn't help in the slightest. I would remove my CC, but a Sims game without CC is just ugly and miserable. I'd rather not play at all. =X

We'll see when I'll be able to play and update again. Hopefully soon. ;_;

Previously:
4.1
3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4
2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4
1.1 | 2.1

The Lime Legacy: 4.1

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:50:58 GMT

Emerson, distraught at the loss of Sian, vows to make all of his children's romantic endeavors as unsuccessful as possible. He tries, but is unable to stop Gaylord from proposing to and marrying Tatiana. Hamilton also marries Janis and then quickly moves out of the Lime crazy. Gaylord and Tatiana welcome their first born baby, July, to the family. And we end with an intense heir battle: Gaylord vs. Ikea! The winner has been decided...

What kind of momentous occasion would justify the grinding of two very blood-related siblings?

The results of the heir poll of course! It was a tie 6-6 so generation 4 will have a dual-heir. It's my first, and I'm excited! Not so sure if Ikea and Gaylord are though... Sharing is caring kids!

Tensions are high in the bathroom. Maid wants to do her job. Tatiana wants to stand there. It's a stare-off and eventually Tatiana wins.

Tatiana: "I won't stand down for no bitch."

But Tatiana will be very pregnant, and very hungry. Bitch-offs take a lot of energy!

Emerson has finally come to terms with Sian being gone, and can now finally move on with Ariane. He knows his family won't be pleased, but he's an old man and doesn't want to be alone.

Ikea invites over Sinclair TheJerk. It's his new last name, I decided. She's not getting any younger, and she has needs. And he is her boyfriend afterall.

Ikea: "Hey.. Sinclair. I know things aren't that good with us right now, but do you want to come over?"

Mr. TheJerk takes full advantage of Ikea's genuineness of wanting this relationship to work.

While Ikea was trying to woo TheJerk, Tatiana feels the baby coming.

Tatiana: "Trust me, it's more annoying than painful."

She's so weird.

In true Emerson fashion, he ~~makes the date better~~ crashes his daughter's date, or at least tries his best.

Emerson runs intensely to the hospital. Second time around, he's got this under control. Obviously random pigtailed woman does not.

Emerson catches this creeper peeping into our windows. His name is Russ. He is not pleased.

Emerson, being a total wimp, decides it's best to confront the creepo with a bit of distance between them.

Russ: "Sir, I think you look tired. Maybe you should go to bed?"
Emerson: "That is a really super idea! Thanks man!"

.... he totally forgot why he rushed out of bed to begin with.

Our wonderful founder Alli decides this is unacceptable behavior for someone of her bloodline, and she takes things under control and creeper.

Ghost Alli: "Now listen here Sonny, back in my day we had things to take care of people like you... They were called shotguns..."

Russ: "Ma'am, I mean no disrespect, but I just want you to know that your family has some exquisite furniture! You must have done a fabulous job in raising them right."

Ghost Alli: "Oh! Well thank ya kindly sonny!"

She's so easily flattered. Both Emerson and Alli fail in their mission to stop Mr. Russ Creeper.

I entirely forgot to mention that Gaylord and Tatiana had a baby boy named Karst! He shares a very girly room with Emerson.

Emerson: "It's okay to like girly things. I doesn't make you less of a man!"

July: I'M SO LONLEY. SCREEEEEEECH. LOVE MEEEEEEE.
Tatiana: "I am going to stand here until you stop throwing a fit. It's unbecoming of a lady."

Tatiana doesn't put up with any crap. You are an impressive mother.

July: D: Fine.

Tatiana: "See? Now that wasn't so bad, was it?"
July: Easy for you to say.

Emerson makes himself a wholesome breakfast for the whole family, but no one will eat with him so he decides to enjoy his meal outdoors.

Tatiana might not put up with crap, but she loves training her children in puddles of water.

Ikea didn't get very far with Sinclair despite the fact he's her boyfriend, so she invited him out to the movies where they wouldn't be disturbed with labor pains, or prying fathers.

Ikea: "I brought my handcuffs. We can get a bit kinky if you catch my drift~~"

TheJerk, immediately after being greeted by Ikea, gets into a car and leaves.

Ikea: "I just can never win, can I?"

Ikea sees her best friend from school, Jorden Bridges out and about. The two talk for a while and really hit it off all over again. Sadly, Jorden is still in school.

Gabby Lime now properly fills the role of Town Loon and enjoys stalking Ikea around the theater.

Ikea: Why didn't I fall for you instead..?

Needing some badly, if you catch my drift, Ikea tries for any hotties nearby.

Decent looking: Check
Male: Check
Married: Check

Moving along.

This happened with two other men for a total of three married hotties. Not sure where the caps went though.

Determined and angry, Ikea swallows of any pride she had left and calls TheJerk. The deed has been done and Ikea suffered the entire time.

Tatiana: "I wish you men would stop walking around in your manties. You are being a bad influence on Karst!"

Gaylord: *ignores*
TheJerk: "Man you guys have a nice place up in here!"

July has mad skills at having life-altering events in puddles.

July had a really crappy toddler-hood thanks to the game patch (assumably). No matter how many times her diaper was changed, and how green her meter was, she was always smelling bad and just screamed. Due to her miserableness, she was given the excitable trait.

Her first act after bathing, was to read.

Ikea's night of forced passion with TheJerk resulted in a pop. She finally gets to be a mother after all these years. She hopes it is a little girl!

It's time for Karst's birthday! The parental cheerleading section is in full session.

And is joined by July in her girly manties. The Lime's love their manties if you can't tell.

Karst developed a really cute hair color! He also grew up into female clothing.

After all the years of wanting a chess table, Ikea finally got one as a pregnancy gift.

Ikea: When you play by yourself, you can never lose. My record is perfect!

July is a little outcasted at school being as smart as she is, but she's a loner by nature. She brings a snack with her. How she snuck that away is beyond me. Tatiana would be furious if she knew!

July: The taste is succulent. Who needs people when you have delicious cake?

Karst sits alone in the dark because I forgot to get him a lamp. (Sorry!) Just because it is dark, that doesn't hide the fact he picks his own nose. ...And enjoys it.

Tatiana finally got to return to work. She was so anxious to read a book her boss suggested that she immediately hopped out of the car to read it.

Since Ikea has tired of beating herself at chess, she takes a little time to teach Karst his skills. And apparently some recipes.

It's Saturday, and Tatiana plans a little trip to the pool for the family!

Pro-tip: It's probably not good to walk that close to the edge of the pool in those shoes with a baby.

Tatiana takes the first chair, and the very pregnant Ikea cannot fathom why she would do such a thing. As expected from Tatiana, she tells her that there is another perfectly good chair beside her.

A+++ parenting right here!

Little did you know, but Emerson, July, and Gaylord are in that pool. Can't see em? I can't either, but that's another little post-patch glitch I'm having.

July: "Suprise!"
Karst: !!! Good trick!

Afterwards, they decide to catch a little lunch at the park. Karst makes a HUGE scene.

Gaylord: "Just keep behind me, and walk away slowly. We've leave this to your mother."

He literally was shrieking so loudly he irritated the entire park. Let's play 'Where's Karst?'

(Hint: Look for the plumbob)

Ikea was tired herself. It's hard to pregnant and in strapy heels, so she volunteers to take Karst and put him to bed before she retires herself.

Tatiana and Gaylord manage to get a little alone time. How rare for a couple with an elderly parent and two kids!

Speaking of elderly parent, Emerson doesn't show even the slightest bit of worry when his son passes out in the middle of the part after eating a hot dog.

Emerson: "When you gotta go, you gotta go. You can't tell my old man bladder to hold it these days."

The outing took its toll on Ikea and she went into labor under the cover of darkness. Tataina being a pro volunteered to take her to the doctor since she knew theJerk wasn't coming.

Ikea got her wish and had a baby girl. Meet Justice Lime.

July loves reading so much, you'd think she was a bookworm.

Karst is a very happy little boy. Probably the happiest Lime for a while. He doesn't require much.

Ikea decided to chance her 100% winning streak by playing against a child genius. They are pretty evenly matched.

Karst is always so happy. So happy it makes me happy! He's happy eating anything, even wooden mallets.

July loves playing by herself. Being alone in a world full of morons is the best in the world.

July: "My friends are in my head!" :D

Ikea: "What the hell is going on? That isn't supposed to do that!"

Ikea: "Oh I think I am going CRAZYYYY!"

Ikea: "Crazy and angry as hell."

Man Ikea, what has you so ticked off?

The new patch, obviously.

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Scoring: 12 points Total

I'm not really sure why everything has gone stupid, but it has. My food in my culinary fridge has started going bad at what seems like a faster rate than it did in a normal fridge. My sims take a really long time to do anything, like in Ikea's pissed off monologue she just stood in the kitchen for three sim hours until I told her to do something. Then the babies sometimes can't get clean. It almost happened to Karst, but after 5 diaper changes in a row it finally changed. My sims walk through a bookcase now instead of in a place where they should be able to walk. And probably most annoying, my game won't save. I panicked and found a work-around (Save As... and override) but ugh!

This is the only mod I use if you were wondering, and it's been updated post-patch. I took it out, and the game was still wonky. At least my game functions at least!

Previously:
3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4
2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4
1.1 | 2.1

Heir Poll: Lime Gen #4

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:10:00 GMT

View Poll: Lime Heir: Gen 4

The Lime Legacy: 3.4

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:09:02 GMT

Gaylord make excellent relationship advances with Tatiana. Emerson did too! ....with the maid, Ariane. Sian was not pleased. Neither was anyone else besides Ariane and Emerson. Gaylord got his job in journalism. And tragically, Sian passed away leaving Emerson all alone with the guilt of his affair.

Emerson is distraught at the loss of his wife. Really, really distraught. The world just isn't the same anymore. He sits and mopes, thus uninteresting.

So we move to Hamilton and Ikea...

Hamilton takes to trying to find himself a mate. He is friends with pigtails thus making her a fantastic first choice to hit on.

Back at home, Emerson finally got himself off the couch and discovered the guitar his grandfather, Basch, owned in his inventory. Being a virtuoso... This is going to now be a very common occurrence.

Ikea's romantic endeavors are not working so well either.

Ikea: "But I love you, I've always loved you.!"

Ikea: "No don't go! ...he went." :(

My simmies seem to fail at love for a living. It's a full-time job.

Hamilton is still working his magic on pigtails. He's also doing his best to crash any fun that Aunt Faye and Cousin Hank could have on their picnic.

Hank: "If you don't get off our blanket... I am going to take you off it."

And thus Hank and Ikea went home.

Gaylord stayed home from the outing and invited Tatiana over for a house date.

Emerson: "All my hopes and dreams were just crushed, and you are trying to be happy? I do not approve!"

Gaylord did not care. Nothing could make his day go wrong.

Emerson: "I will just play guitar non-stop in the background and completely ruin your mood."

Gaylord: "I will not let anything ruin this moment-- not even that crazy loon playing guitar behind us. Wait just one moment.."

Gaylord: "Wait for it..."
Gaylord: (Oh crap where did I put it?)

Gaylord: "Will you marry me? Please?"

She accepts, naturally...

This happiness in the household sets Emerson on the war path. He marches in the kitchen after witnesses the happy act and immediately takes his anger and frustration out on Ikea.

Ikea: "Such obscene finger gestures aimed towards your daughter! How rude!"

Ikea fires off more insults to her father than I care to admit.

Ikea: "And you are untalented womanizer with a poor garden and even poorer guitar skills."

That shit is deep. It obviously did the trick. Poor Em. Since Gaylord is engaged, it's time for a wedding party!

As soon as Gaylord arrives at the venue, the first thing he does is go puke in the public toilet in his tuxedo. Oh boy.

He got over his initial wedding jitters, and made his way over to the alter.

It's a Lime family reunion.

Faylinn: I can't believe Faye is wearing such a getup to a wedding. Showoff.
Dawn: Oh I sure feel out of place here.
Faye: *Stares holes into Aunt Dawn*
Hank: Why is everyone standing? Why don't we sit down? Do they know something I don't??
Ikea: I am still fricken pissed at Father. Grrrr!

Such happiness has brought them together.

Gaylord: "Honey, are you rolling your eyes? Why are you rolling your eyes?"
Tatiana: "This is embarrassing, I just wanted a small wedding."

Emerson: "Gay, I remember the day I married your mother. Vaguely. But I vaguely remember it was the happiest day of my life. Congratulations son. I even left the guitar at home."
Gaylord: "Thanks ... Dad."
Tatiana: (Awkward situation is awkward.)

At the reception, clearly Tatiana shows she will be a excellent legacy baby factory.

Tatiana: "Hey, babies now?"
Gaylord: *gulp* "Here??"

Gaylord gets his dancing on to take the conversation away from babies. Doing it in public would not be good for his career.

Ikea: Why am I dancing with Father? I hate Father.

Just keep your mouths shut and look like a beautiful family for once.

After the party was over, pigtails obviously didn't get the message and continued to enjoy the ceremony from outside.

Tatiana was warmly welcomed to the Lime family. She is a charismatic family-oriented couch potato slob. A real winning trait combination. She makes over quite nicely though! She wants to be the CEO of a Corporation.

Her first order of business is to get to baby making. She catches Gay right out of the shower.

While they are upstairs breaking in their marital bed...

It's birthday time for Hamilton!

Hamilton: "No one came to my party? What is up with that? And what is with these clothes??"

Obviously Gaylord is indeed not gay, and instead is very potent in his manhood. Good job!

Hamilton rolled the childish trait and went back to his regular attire.

To celebrate his birthday, Hamilton called up his other friend from high school Janis to see if things would advance a bit more with her.

On their very first outing, Hamilton wets himself.

Hamilton: "That's not good."

Like a champion, Janis did not run away from this train wreck screaming like a little girl so she is obviously a keeper.

Hamilton took public embarrassment in front of his love interest hard and reverted to his child-like state.

Hamilton: "And da dawlies go hewre!"

After a night of sleep, Hamilton was over his embarrassing pee-pants episode and was man enough to invite Janis out for another date. Little did he know Emerson had it out for all his children...

Emerson: "Psst! I'll make your date better son!"
Hamilton: "Dad, this is harassment."

Tatiana has been doing breathing exercises with the TV. She's a very proactive mother.

Back at the date...

In what seems to be a family tradition, Emerson serenades his son and his lover on their date. Neither of them are amused.

But Emerson funpiring doesn't stop Hamilton's advances. He's tired of being nice. Nice guys always finish last, so he's taking what he wants.

Hamilton: "Janis my love, will you make me the happiest Lime in the world marry me?"
Janis: "No."
Hamilton: "Oh."

So much for force!

Gaylord has been trying to think of good people to interview for his job when Aunt Faye suddenly came to mind.

Gaylord: "Aunt Faye, you are the most dramatic person I know!"
Faye: "Thank, you?"

Faye: "Well, I'll tell you a story anyways. So it starts like ..."

Three hours later..

Gaylord: I'm.. I'm sorry I asked.

Tatiana is a slob. A pregnant slob. Salad tastes better on your chest. It's a true fact.

While Hamilton had Janis over for movie night, Tatiana explodes into labor. Nothing like your first love having your brother's baby in the floor while on a date with your new love.

Emerson: "Guys, there is nothing to see here. It's just a pregnant lady."

Emerson: "OH MY GOD I LIED. I'M SORRRYYYYY. WHATDOWEDOWATDOWEDO?~!?!"
Tatiana: "Doctor. NOW."

Leave the pregnant woman to be the only rational thinker in the house.

Gay was called from work to meet them at the hospital. He waits and does his panic dance outside.

Tatiana emerges from baby battle victorious with baby July Lime. Gay wanted a girl, so everyone is happy.

Inspired by the happy scene of a mother with her newborn, Janis actually accepts Hamilton's proposal. Before she can change her mind, Hamilton pushed her into a quiet family wedding.

Janis always wanted to dye her hair, so she figured this was a good opportunity. She is hydrophobic, absent-minded, loves the outdoors, and is a light sleeper.

Gaylord was having problems digging up dirt through interviews, so he went to the best source of dirty information. The trash can.

And he was caught red handed.

Elderly Man: "Why in all my days! I never would have thought young people capable of such invasion of privacy! I heard rumors about you. I heard that you are Gay!"
Gaylord: "You care to say that again old man?"

This is the face of a woman who is mid-pregnancy run to the toilet who was just denied because the higher power told her to move into a new house.

Hamilton and Janis leave, and so do their chances of being heir. I like you Hamilton Lime, but you aren't as good as Hamilton Lemon.

Ikea has a very nurturing nature with July and she helps Tatiana out as much as she can between school and homework.

Em was kicked out of his bed, now has to live in the twins old room with Ikea. We're too poor to redecorate. I think the pink fits his personality though.

It's double birthday time~ Ikea and July! The birthday party apparently didn't get the memo the party wasn't on the front porch.

Tatiana: "Two people I've never seen... and Janis. That's all that came to my baby's birthday. I am so sad."

But your nails look fabulous, so cheer up!

July is a cutie! Our first Lime genius too! I really wish they'd start looking a bit different though. All I see are baby Basch's in their face. Maybe I have too many male heirs...

They finally figured it out for the second birthday party.

Ikea: "Oh I thought this party was just for July"

Beautiful! ...Emerson, what are you doing?

Emerson: "I am too cool for this party. I'm in the sprinkler, bitches."

July was being neglected and was not pleased.

Ikea developed the computer whiz trait. I'm not sure she ever was really interested in computers, but I guess she is now!

This time Gay was a little less than satisfactory in the baby making department. They had to do it quite a bit.

They did it so much, poor Tatiana wet herself. That is two self wettings in one update. Impressive!

July is a genius. A fierce genius. Those children's musical instruments stand no chance.

Tatiana tries to teach July how to walk. The obvious best place would be in a giant puddle of water. I hear it's great for traction.

Ikea cannot fully decide if she has feelings for Sinclair or not. He's nice, but he's so dense to her feelings.

Gaylord finally succeeded in impregnating Tatiana.

Tatiana: "Why yes, I will have my cake and eat it too. And it is delicious might I add!"

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Scoring: 12 points Total

I apologize for any typos. I do this on my laptop and it seems like half the keys don't want to work anymore.

Heir poll time!!

Previously:
3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3
2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4
1.1 | 2.1

The Lime Legacy: 3.3

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:01:24 GMT

During 3.2 the following happened: Gaylord turned into a snarky teenager who was the only one who did anything around the house including taking care of Ikea. Ikea and Gabby aged into a child and teenager respectively. Faye decided it was time to leave the nest and took her children, Gabby and Hank, with her to their new place. Just when Gaylord thought he was finally rid of them, Hamilton turns around and invites them over after school. Poor Gay...

Gaylord: It seems no matter what I do my entire life, I will always be forced to tutor my cousins. We have similar blood running through us, so I'm not sure where their stupid gene came from. Must be the dad.

Gaylord: Hank has returned to the only spot where he feels at home-- Between the very girlish children's toys.

Gaylord: Hamilton is a goody-goody as usual. He's too good for our study session and prefers to do things on his own.

Gaylord: Trying to earn points, he 'volunteers' to make dinner for the family.

Gaylord:I can clearly see his plan, and purposely eat a PBJ instead of his homemade mac and cheese. When someone is too good I don't trust them.

Gaylord: This is the woman I will marry someday. I decided. She doesn't know this yet. Her name is Tatiana. She thinks my glasses make me look hot and she doesn't give me grief about my name. How can it not be fate?

Gaylord: Her smile radiates beauty. It warms my soul to see her. Ah~~~ I've fallen head over heels.

Gaylord: Sensing that the time is right, I decide it is time to make my move. We're only young once, right?

Gaylord: That reaction was not planned. Why? Whyyy? I'm not gay you know. I LOVE the ladies. Tatiana Lime flows like the name of a delicious mixed beverage. It's fate!

Little did Gaylord know... Hamilton was watching through the kitchen window.

Hamilton: Why does Gaylord always get to be the favorite? I am always on my best behavior. I am well-dressed. Now he tries to take the one girl who I thought could have been mine. Tatiana Lime flows like the name of a delicious mixed beverage. Ha! I could make her Tatiana Lime too, and I could come up with better pick-up lines to boot.

Hamilton: I'm even on a first-name basis with the hired help. I donate what allowance I get to charity. I am the model son.

Hamilton: Since it bothers Gay so, I have taken to tutoring cousin Gabby and cousin Hank at their house. Gabby needs more help than I'd like to admit, but there is always hope!

Hamilton: Back at home I'm used to be ignored. Our family meal is eaten in silence. Gay acts as if sitting at the same table as us puts him through a great amount of displeasure. Well, I am at least content to sit back and let others have the spotlight.

Gaylord: Persistence pays off. I knew it was only a matter of time before she felt the same. It worked for my dad, and my mother and father have such a good relationship. I envy their love.

Gaylord: Enthralled at my first love, I, yes I, decide to make dinner for the entire family. Little did I know that at that very moment everything I thought was sacred was going to crash before my very eyes...

Emerson: She's been our maid for quite a bit, but I never really noticed her until now. She was beautiful. She was young, and agile, and everything a young-spirited man like me could want.

Emerson: Now I love Sian. I love her dearly, but this smile.. It just melts me. Those eyes, filled with desire. I knew it was over.

Emerson: I heard the door open and my first thoughts were "Fuck" and the shit hit the fan. It actually hit the fan several times. I made my bed and now I have to lie in it.

Emerson: I will just stand here and accept whatever happens. No words can express the expression on Sian's face. She's angry, disappointed, sad, everything all at the same time. First she looks at Ariane.

Emerson: And then she turns and looks at me. I knew I was in the wrong, but I... well, I know it was wrong, but it feels so right! Here comes the rest of the family one by one...

Emerson: Why me? D:

Emerson: Well they may hate me, but damn Ariane is hella fine.

Emerson: Knowing no fear, Ariane tells me that she will take my hand even if my family has turned their backs on me. This woman has some balls. And I like that. Alot.

Emerson: Ariane resumes her duties as our maid. In hot, hormonal pursuit, I follow. Sian accompanies me. She is a glutton for punishment, but I'm sorry. Those legs.. the captivate me.

Gaylord: "I know you have the hots for my girl, but just back off Hammy."
Hamilton: *death stare*

Gaylord: Just to drive my point home, I take Tatiana to the couch to demonstrate our love. Get a load of this brother.

Emerson: "I forgot to bring you flowers, I hope that is okay?"
Ariane: "I just want to be with you."

Emerson: This woman is the best woman in the world.

Emerson: Knowing where this is likely to lead, I pop a breath mint to make sure my sweet love is minty fresh~

Emerson: Ahhh. I never knew something so wrong could feel so right.

Emerson: After our brunch, Ariane asks to go to the movie theater...

Emerson: Unspeakable things happened while we were inside. They are better off left unsaid.

Emerson: "I hope it didn't hurt you. I mean, I know I am amazing."
Ariane: .....

Emerson: I ask Ariane to accompany me home. My hormones were raging. Sian hasn't wanted it ever since she turned into an old woman and I needed it. Badly. And Ariane was more than willing to do anything I wanted. "Sorry kid, I love your mom, but I need to maintain my stamina."

Hamilton: "How could you do this to Mom?!?! I HATE YOU-- YOU HOMEWRECKING HUSSY" D:

Emerson: I couldn't bring myself to do the deed in the marital bed of Sian and me, so I invite Ariane to the guest bedroom to make her feel welcome as a guest...

Emerson: As if to further seal in my place as a terrible husband and an even worse father, while wondering the late night streets on her own, Ikea has her birthday.

Emerson: It must be my divine punishment. She looks exactly like Sian. Similar hairstyle and all.

Emerson: Ikea grew up into a fine young woman. It almost makes me regret my infidelity. Almost.

Emerson: Sian broke the laptop fearing I'd be up all night in a chat room with Ariane. Being a good child, Hamilton fixes it. I'm glad he was raised so well.

Emerson: Judging by the new maid, you can see that Ariane was let go by my wife. The jealousy of a woman is a terrifying thing.

Emerson: Before going home after work, I call Ariane and tell her to meet me at the beach for a secret rendezvous. I can't not see her.

Emerson: Ahhhhhh.... Heaven.

Em, you're so bad. D:

Gaylord: "You know Mom, Dad is having an affair whether you want to acknowledge it or not and there could be babies involved."

Hamilton is too shocked. He never even thought of the possibility. Poor Hammy...

Emerson: "Honey, you're my wife. I love you, you are my number one lady."
Sian: "....."

Emerson: "Aw come on dear, you are as pretty as a picture. You always will be!"
Sian: "....."

She isn't having any of that.

Sian: I just realized I could lose my husband. Sure he's an ass, but he's my ass.

Something needed to change.

Sian: I may be old, but I can still be damn attractive. A little makeover and that man will fall faster than he did the first time.

Sian: We'll play games, and go on dates. It'll be romantic.

Somehow Sian got a ball, and she forces everyone to play catch with her. I mean everyone.

Ikea: "Mom, your dress is shorter than mine."
Sian: "Well your father likes it that way..."

Ikea: "..If you think that will work, okay."
Sian: "Do you think a maid's uniform would be better??"
Ikea: "...."

Meanwhile Hamilton is at a friend's house...

Hamilton: My family life.. where has it gone? Well I can tell you where it's going. In the bottle!

This is how good children go bad.

Hamilton: This is for Mom. This is for that home wrecking hussy. This is for Gay always stealing the good women. This is for all my efforts which are in vain. Bottoms up!

Hamilton: I feel much better now. The pain is now just a dull sensation~

Gaylord: I have no idea why I agreed to this party. It must have been temporary brain damage.

Gaylord: But here I am. At my own birthday party. The immeasurable joy it brings me.

Gaylord: I did grow up fabulous (not in the gay way) if I do say so myself. My dream is to become a star news anchor. My personality is so fitting and I am not ashamed to admit it.

Gaylord: I walked in, and walked out with a new job! I just had to call Tatiana to tell her the good news.

Gaylord: After my second day of work, I come home and find Emerson with his maid whore in the living room. This is a common occurrence by now. I'm not sure why Mom hasn't killed him.

Ikea: This is my best friend Sinclair Bowens. We met at school and he's always a shoulder to cry on.

Ikea: He's been very supportive of my rants about my family. He knows all the right things to say and do.

Ikea: Oh! His face is getting closer. Is he???

Ikea: OHMAGAWD it's my first kiss! Now I'll just look innocently into his eyes before I slowly close them....

Ikea: Oh, you were just consoling me, not kissing me. My rage, it's coming out and I can't stop it.

Ikea: Screw romance. Sometimes to make it in this world you have to be assertive to get what you want.

Gaylord's completely non-gay love was blossoming.

It was time for Em's favorite birthday times. No one came.

Emerson: "Happy Birthday to me~~"

Emerson: There is no one ... here.

He flipped. No one was there for his special senior citizen day.

Emerson: I come home from work, and I sit on the couch next to my beautiful wife who deserves much better than the scum I am, and she explodes. WHAT DID I DO??

Emerson: "You can't leave me. D: You are the only woman in the world who would stay with me even though I was terrible to you."

And thus the family was reunited for a brief moment to mourn the passing of Sian. She sadly never got to see a grandchild. Here's to a moment of silence, or of sobbing, to honor Sian.

Okay, good enough.

We all handle grief differently. Emerson sobs uncontrollably while playing video games.

Emerson: "I *hic* loved *hic* HERRRR."

You always realize how much someone meant to you when you can't be with them anymore.

Ikea absorbs herself in a book. It helps block out the mental image of witnessing the death.

Ikea: Why did Hamilton drag me here...? I miss Mom. :(

Hamilton takes Ikea to the pool. He thinks reverting back to a child-like mental state will help. Little does he know, that if he continues to splash Ikea she is going to rip him a new one.

Gaylord deals with his grief by talking on the phone non-stop with Tatiana. She is going to get annoyed with you if you keep at it Gay.

Emerson accomplished his LTW of becoming a Creature-Robot Cross Breeder. He also hit 100k lifetime points thus adding 2 to the legacy score.

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Scoring: 12 points Total

Previously:
3.1 | 3.2
2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4
1.1 | 2.1

The Lime Legacy: 3.2

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:06:26 GMT

Faye raised most of the children since she worked part-time at the Day Spa. Hamilton, Hank, and Ikea were born. Faylinn, Faye's twin, moved out to start a life of her own. Sian aged into an elder. And Gaylord exploded into... The Lime Legacy 3.2, starting now.

Gaylord: "Hey there. Nice to meet you. I'm Gaylord Lime. I'm not really sure what my parents were thinking when they named me Gaylord, but now that I am a teen I am sure to face the backlash of their poor choices at school."

Gaylord: "Why am I smiling my best sarcastic smile? You see, my family, for lack of a better choice of words, drives me absolutely up the wall. I don't even know what they did before I was a useful age."

Gaylord: "No one will fix anything around here. They would let the water run until the water bill was outrageous. So much for frugality."

Gaylord: "That's Aunt Faye. For all practical purposes, she is my Mother. She raised me and what do I do on her birthday? Clean up after my family's messes."

Gaylord: "I'm sorry Aunt Faye. I know I show you no outward appreciation, but that is what being a 'parent' of a teenager is all about. This shower isn't fixing itself."

Gaylord: "Being a light-sleeper has so many drawbacks. I can't get a decent nights rest around here with so many brothers, sisters, and or cousins."

Gaylord: "Tonight was no exception. Ikea, a candidate for heir, made such an awful fuss. Words cannot express what level her shrieking reached tonight. You may be hungry, but I am damn tired."

Gaylord: "It was almost morning anyways, and I knew I couldn't get back to sleep no matter how hard I tried. I decided it was time for a little breakfast before school."

Gaylord: "I try my best to eat alone and in peace when none other than my Mother comes to the table, picks up last night's dinner she didn't clean up, and makes a spectacle of herself. She may think cleaning dishes is a motherly thing to do, but this is not the way to do it."

Gaylord: "She looks smug. She thinks I will praise her, but I will do no such thing."

Gaylord: "On the bus. My first day of school as a teenager with a embarrassing name like Gaylord. I sit in silence with Gabby while thinking of all the names they could come up with to make my life a living hell."

Gaylord: "It wasn't as bad as it could have been. I was asked to go to the Science Center after work. I hope dearly that I don't run into Father while I am here. He does work here after all."

Gaylord: "I managed to get in and get out without seeing Father. Not wanting to go home just yet, I break into a new book I found at the house. Lord knows no one in that family actually reads. They might not even know how."

Gaylord: "I am only vaguely aware of my younger siblings. They seem to want to get closer to me, but I really can't bring myself to care. I have more important things to worry about than relationships with family."

Gaylord: "Mother looks angry at me again. It's Hank's birthday, and I'd rather do my homework than participate in what they call a 'party.' Sorry Mom, you'll just have to be let down."

Gaylord: "I get up to leave. You know, make a statement. I pause to make sure everyone sees my actions and hopefully they can see my attitude."

Gaylord: "Noticing that they don't care and noticing that delicious looking cake, I nonchalantly make my way back towards the party. A little celebration with family every now and then won't turn me towards the crazy."

Gaylord: "I start to go to bed when I hear Ikea upstairs screaming. Knowing I can't sleep if she's making noise, I decide to go check and see what is wrong. The rest of the family is too busy at the to notice her. She was starving and her diaper was full. Really, how could they do this to a child? I was upset, and I don't even truly care."

Gaylord: "Leaving school every day annoyed me. The teachers were far less intelligent than they wanted us to think. And I knew when I got home I just had more bitch work to do."

Gaylord: "How they manage to break the bathroom every day escapes me, but complaining about it won't make the bathroom fix it's self."

Gaylord: "Ikea was in the water from the broken faucet. She was dead tired and sobbing. Do you people have nothing better to do that break things and torture small girls?"

Gaylord: "I put Ikea to bed. She was so tired I felt bad for her. I feel bad for her because she is the youngest child born into this family, but then again, barring any unfortunate accidents, she will have to be with them the least, so she might actually be the luckiest of us all."

Gaylord: "Dad is making breakfast. I don't care, I purposely go behind him and eat leftovers. I hope he notices my displeasure."

Gaylord: "He noticed. As my 'punishment' I was forced to take the kids out to the park. Dad said it was being a good brother, but I know he did it as punishment. Your waffles smelled terrible by the way."

Gaylord: "I take the kids to the Bistro for some non-alcoholic beverages. The dress code was formal even for a soda. I'm glad I brought a book with me."

Gaylord: "Ahhh, relaxing in the bath after a day with three children is so nice. This must be heaven!"

Gaylord: "You know, it seems like these birthdays happen every other day. Since I felt like I played a major part in her life, I decided to celebrate for Ikea."

Gaylord: "I choose a salad over cake. Gabby doesn't get it. She will get it when she is 20 pounds overweight. I wait for the day, punk."

Gaylord: "I just wanted to eat my salad in peace but no, it's time for yet another birthday. One a day is my limit. Just let me eat my salad, please?"

Gaylord: "Fine. I will fake excitement along with the rest of the family. 'Hey Gabby, Congrats on being an old woman, ha' -- but I'd never tell her that. I enjoy living."

Gaylord: "I am glad to see that Ikea inherited the frugal trait. I hope she got it from me and my excellent apathetic child rearing skills."

Gaylord: "Gabby looks so much like Aunt Faye it's creepy. She also developed frugality. I was surprised, but impressed."

Gaylord: "I read everywhere. I love reading. It's my only escape."

Gaylord: "Rather, it's one of my only escapes. After they begged me to the point of irritation, I finally gave in and played a game with my little brother and little sister. It wasn't as painful as I imagined."

Gaylord: "Feeling motivated, I decided to give being social a chance. Hank is always the odd man out, so I decided to give it my all to make sure he had a good time on the swing."

Gaylord: "In fact, I gave so much of my all, that I embarrassed myself in the process. This is what you get for trying things outside your norm."

Gaylord: "I don't think I can ever look at Hank the same way again after that. I guess it is back to my old ways for good. I'm Gaylord Lime, and that is the beginning of my story."

Gabby: "I'm Gabby. These people here at the table I guess are like my parents. I don't know who my real dad is. I assume it's Cordell but who knows with my Mom."

Gabby: "Everyone calls me crazy or insane, but I can't help it. When I go to sleep, I see and hear things in my dreams and it would drive a normal man insane. Sleeping is my nightmare."

Gabby: "To keep the voices out of my mind, I have learned a trick. Wear your swimsuit whenever possible. No lie, try it."

Gabby: "Dirt stands no chance against me not with my powersuit equipped."

Gabby: "Ghosts. Terrify me. When they are around, my powersuit doesn't even work. It's like they have a nullification power."

Gabby: "My cousin Emerson. He things he is a tortured soul. I wish he could see my soul so he could see the difference. But for now, I like being uncomfortably close to make his day a little worse."

Gabby: "Mom has been better lately about actually acknowledging me. Gaylord tries to show off his bookworm skills. God, that is so gay. I don't even want to be a part of this story anymore."

Hank: "I've been told to hurry up and get my homework done so I am rushing."

Hank: "Mom also said I had to hurry up and finish my birthday. Why all the rush you ask?"

Hank: "Today is the day that Mom is set to move into our new house! Maybe Dad will come live with us too? She's on the phone with him right now asking him to come to my birthday!"

Hank: "...Mom? Is something wrong with the way I look that you have to react that way?"

It was bad, let me tell you.

Hank: "Ahh.. the sweet smell of adolescence. I'm so hot, all ladies will just die for my baby blue eyes and these ultra stylish sideburns. Watch out ladies, the Hankinator is coming!"

Hank: "Mind you, sometimes I still get lonely at night and still sleep in bed with my Mommy. I get scared easily, it's not my fault. Don't judge me!"

Faye: "This family has caused me to go crazy. I have been saving up my royalty money for this day for a long time. I will be out on my own trying my best to make a living on my own as a novelist."

Gaylord: "The next day after school, Gabby invited me over for a housewarming party at Aunt Faye's. Their new place is very cute and very like Aunt Faye."

Gaylord: "I thought this was going to be a party, but it turns out they just wanted me to help Hank with his homework. This figures."

Gabby: "Why didn't you guys say you were working on homework! I could use some help too!"
Gaylord: "...."

Gaylord: "Aunt Faye, your house is really delightful and charming. Please don't make me help your rocks-for-brains children with their homework again?"

Ikea: "Gayyyyyy. You didn't pick me up like you promised. Mom is gonna be mad."
Gaylord: "Don't call me gay. You know I hate it."
Ikea: "Well I hate not being picked up on time."

Hamilton: "It's my birthday. I'm too soft-spoken to remind anyone that it is my birthday, so I plan to celebrate in silence. I hate inconveniencing others."

Hamilton: "....Dad, I was trying to keep it quiet so as to not disturb anyone."
Emerson: *noisemakers*

Hamilton: "I'm very good. I can't stand when others are unhappy. I love big families and mine is not an exception! Everyone, each and every member of my family, are wonderful."

Hamilton: "I love them SO MUCH, I took the liberty of inviting them over after school! I just miss them being in the house."
Gaylord: "..I thought we finally got RID of them and here you are INVITING them? UGH! Imbicile!"
Hamilton: "Gay, that is not very nice."
Gaylord: "Don't call ME GAY!"

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Scoring: 10 points Total

What is up next? I'm not even sure! Hopefully Ikea will grow up into an absolutely gorgeous teenager with loads of personality. These are my favorite bunch of children so far. xD

Previously:
3.1
2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4
1.1 | 2.1

The Lime Legacy: 3.1

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:28:53 GMT

Earlier on the Lime Legacy~ Emerson was the only male in a sea of sisters. He was fail at everything lady, but he finally managed to snag Sian after resorting to door-to-door tactics. Emerson's sister Dawn had a very unique looking baby. Rochelle passed away after kicking the crap out of Dawn's fiance, and to celebrate they had a wedding. Faye met Cordell at said wedding, and things went swimmingly. Gaylord was born to Emerson and Sian, and Faye is pregnant?? Now...

Darling littel Gaylord is just the most adorable little baby ever despite his less than wonderful name.

Hey Gaylord. If you opened your eyes and ate, you just might not spill it all down your everything.

As far as babies goes, Gaylord was fairly well behaved. His very pregnant Aunt Faye helped him with all the basics in life. Walking, Talking, Potty-training.

Emerson tries his best to figure out how to fix that darn computer, but it's like the manual is written in a language he is totally unfamiliar with.

Apparently massaging your stomach is good for babies or at least Faye seems to think so.

Faye: "Such a good little boy! I hope mine is just like you!"

Looking back, apparently Gaylord had absolutely no interaction with either of his parents. Gramma Rochelle watches him at night when everyone is asleep.

Rochelle: "Now hit this one right here."

Forgetting that she is a ghost and cannot be heard, Gaylord shows his musical talents by eating his mallet instead of making sweet, sweet music.

Faylinn decides it's time to start saving money, first things first, to cut her hair and save money on shampoo. I think she needs to rethink how she is going to cut her hair.

Faye is very, very proud of being pregnant. Embarrassingly enough, Sian is also pregnant AND wearing the same outfit. For shame!

For being so happy, Faye awakens in the middle of the night with an unamused look on her face. This look is soon to be replaced with...

Absolute, sheer pain.

Faylinn is apparently the designated hospital driver. She is a very good daughter, sister, and sister-in-law.

Faye decided it was high time to tell Cordell, the father, about the existence of his child.

Faye: "Cordell honey, what happened to your hair? Oh, by the way, I had your baby. I'll take that child support now."

Faye is finding it hard to explain to Cordell about his child. It's so hard to do anything face-to-face in this technology driven generation. Notice how Sian and Emerson talk to each other, in the same room, on the phone.

From the looks on their faces, I can tell what they are about to do. And I can assure you that it is naughty.

I didn't mention it, but Faye had a little girl by the name of Gabby. It looks like Faye and Emerson are trading children. You know, you take care of mine, I'll take care of yours deal. Sian is not pleased.

Ohho! Is that some child interaction I spot? Is that Emerson wanting to throw his son down the stairs? Odds say yes, it is.

Sian finally carried her baby to full-term. Faye enters panic mode.

Faye: "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING WHAT DO WE DOOOOOO?!?!"
Sian: "The second time around, it isn't as impressing."

Damn Faye, you are thin. I wish I knew your after-baby workout was. Faye has gone completely bonkers for babies. It's alarming.

While Sian is at the hospital in labor, Cordell snuggles up for a nice after-sex nap. Love the manties.

This picture... Words cannot describe what I was feeling when I was zooming in on Faye and he pops up out of bed and I get nothing but a crotch-shot of Cordell.

After a rather rough labor, Sian emerges from the hospital with baby Hamilton Lime. She is about to pass out, these babies have been taking their toll.

I don't think as many people have been on the floor ever in one of my legacies. Emerson is just too adorable in his little manly jammies. I let him sleep there.

Faye's little girl had a birthday. Gabby is such a cutie! And she is insane.

Emerson: "Mmmmmmm~ Fluff fluff pillow~!"

Em, you make sure that pillow is arranged nicely before you get it on.

Faye: "Gabby dear, Mommy is pregnant with your little brother or sister!"

Hopefully you will pay more attention to baby #2 than you did #1~!

The day has come when it is time for Faylinn to start her life anew. She will be much missed. After all, who will take the women to the hospital?

I think this could be classified as child abuse.

Sian: "HEY. LITTLE MAN UP THERE. GIVE ME SOME FOODS! D:"

Gaylord would like for you all to vote for him as heir. He thinks he is adorable and very well-behaved. He knows how this game is played. You win their hearts at an early age.

When you gotta go, you gotta go. That fast jogging to the toilet can only mean one thing...

Faye is in labor in the bathroom?? And the one toilet Sian decides to go puke in is the one that Faye went into labor in. The irony.

Sian decided she wanted no part of that, and went back upstairs to sleep through Faye' --exaggerated in her mind-- labor pains. Before she could even get a moments rest, she wakes up pregnant!

Since her sister Faylinn had moved, there was no one to take her to the hospital. She had a safe home-delivery of her baby boy Hank!

Gaylord: "See ladies, I'm adorable! Don't you just want to take me home?"

I like this kid.

Hamilton had a birthday and grew up .. blonde. I guess if grey and brown have sex they could make blonde. How a baby enjoys sushi I have no idea.

Hamilton and Gabby enjoy playing together however, this does not increase their social skill at all. Why? Babies can have fun together. See, look at the fun!

Or look at the murderous intent. Gabby doesn't play well with others.

Emerson has a ridiculous look on his face and in standing in close proximity of a cake which must mean it is his birthday time.

Emerson: "Hmmm.. I wish for ... Pink bunny slippers for everyone!"

Gaylord: *This man.. is my dad?*

Emerson was told several times to take Gaylord and get a cake for his birthday, but he refused and wouldn't do anything put pick Gaylord up and put him back down.

Faye rose to the occasion. Such a little champion Aunt.

Gaylord developed bad eye-sight, the first in his family! He also, as per tradition, inherited the family frugal trait.

He's so carefree and actually quite talented. He always finished his homework and doesn't complain at all.

For some reason my screencaps didn't save, but Sian had her baby. It's a girl by the name of Ikea Lime. Her and Hank are around the same age. Ikea is the baby of the family though.

Gaylord is such a light-sleeper that Hamilton woke him up with his screeching from across the entire house.

Hamilton: "FOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!"
Gaylord: "I can't do anything about it, but if you don't stop your screeching I WILL CHOKE YOU OUT OF A CHANCE OF BEING HEIR. I mean, that was unbecoming of me. I apologize."

Hank grew up and developed a love for green and tree patterns. For being randomly rolled stats, his traits are very similar to a real life friend of mine!

Gaylord inherited one thing from papa, and that was his ability to sleep in really uncomfortable looking positions on the floor.

Gabby: "Let me out, let me out! I'm so lonely!"

The kids have been taking their toll on everyone. I'm surprised someone hasn't died yet.

Hank and Gaylord share a bonding moment by watching shows about wildlife on television. First-cousins bonding, it's beautiful.

The house has littler fell to pieces as the children have been killing everyone. They are little, but they are big pains.

What is this? Is this an intimate moment between Gaylord and the Repairman? Their eyes meet and they are mesmerized. I think a beautiful friendship could be born here.

After all this time, it is time for little Gabby to grow up~~

Gaylord: "I refuse to celebrate, I will eat my salad instead."

Gabby grew up and it was the day for many birthday's!

Little Ikea was next. She decided she wanted to grow her hair out like Aunt Faye.

Next up was Sian. If you will remember, while her and Emerson were dating she was younger than him. Somehow, she magically lost a few years in there somewhere. I blame having so many children so fast.

It's elder time for Sian.

Emerson can't believe his eyes. Is this the same woman he knew and loved? He was so much older than her. He couldn't even be with her when he aged because it was illegal.

Emerson: "This is so unfair."

Sian isn't really sure how to take his reaction.

Even though they are now years apart, Em still deeply loves his wife he had to work so hard to attain.

This picture breaks my heart every time I see it and I don't know why.

Gaylord. Why did you invite the repairman to play video games with you? I know you guys had a moment earlier but man.

Gabby: "I want nothing more than to step all over that and crush every single little key into oblivion."

If it wasn't for Aunt Faye none of these babies would learn any of their skills!

Sian: "Oh hell there darling! We should chit-chat!"
Gaylord: "...."

Gaylord: "I am taking a shower now, 'mom'."
Sian: "Oh... okay."

Hamilton is still around, he has not been forgotten. He loves boat. He loves to kiss it. It's rather creepy.

Is this a parent holding the appropriate child for a birthday ceremony??! What nonsense is this!

At this very moment, where is dad?

Directly upstairs! Going to ... bed.

Hami post makeover. He's very straight-edge.

Remember Dawn? Emerson's sister. Well this is her child Gloria as a teenager. She grew into the nose... but grew out of everything else. :3

Faye: "I basically raised you, and I never even got a birthday party when I was an heir candidate!"

And we leave on an aging up cliffhanger! Pregnancy cliffies were getting old.

I have added a separate post to keep up with scoring as well as a a mini-family chart of sorts. Hope you enjoyed the update!

Scoring + Bloodline Chart

Previously:
2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4
1.1 | 2.1

The Lime Legacy: Scoring and Family Chart

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:49:10 GMT

This post contains scoring of the Lime Legacy as per the official rules as stated here.

No mods have been installed that affect game play in anyway. The custom content used all falls within the rules. I will try my very best to not cheat, and so far I haven't so I am very happy!

Also you will find a little mini-family guide of sorts which involves all of the offspring born into the legacy. I still cannot decide if I am adding the spares children or not, but this is all of the children born in the actual legacy house to the founder or an heir. If you didn't figure out the naming scheme before, I am sure you have now. Twins, triplets get the same letter. Alphabetical order helps to keep track of who is oldest and whatnot.

Generations -- 4 Points
Alli (Founder/Generation 1)
Basch, Cid (Generation 2)
Dawn, Emerson, Faye, Faylinn (Generation 3)
Gaylord, Hamilton, Ikea (Generation 4)

Lifetime Wishes -- 3 points
Professional Author
World Renowned Surgeon
Become a Superstar Athlete
CEO of a Mega-Corporation
Hit Movie Composer
Heartbreaker
Rock Star
The Tinkerer
Become a Master Thief
Forensic Specialist: Dynamic DNA Profiler
Become an Astronaut
~~Master of the Arts~~ (Basch Lime)
Perfect Mind, Perfect Body
Gold Digger
Star News Anchor
Living in the Lap of Luxury
Jack of All Trades
Surrounded by Family
Renaissance Sim
Chess Legend
~~The Culinary Librarian~~ (Alli Lime)
Golden Tongue, Golden Fingers
International Super Spy
Super Popular
Presenting the Perfect Private Aquarium
Celebrated Five-Star Chef
Illustrious Author
Swimming in Cash
The Perfect Garden
Leader of the Free World
The Emperor
~~Become a Creature-Robot Cross Breeder~~ (Emerson)

Portraits -- 2 Points
Alli
Emerson

Aspiration Awards -- 3 Points
Alli
Basch
Emerson

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Total Points -- 12 Points

The Lime Legacy: 2.4

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:20:30 GMT

The twins, Faye and Faylinn grew into teenagers, and Emerson became an adult. Emerson was very rejected by anyone romantically and even resorted to door-to-door tactics. Dawn planned to execute Basch's beloved refrigerator, and succeeded and managed to not kill anyone in the process. And that leads us to...

Remember the muffin? Faye ate it for some unknown reason. It is good to know that it was as terrible as Emerson thought.

Basch: "Son, with these glasses you will get all the ladies. It's almost guaranteed success."

Faye: "Listen here f*cker, You might want to think twice before getting on the computer at 2:00 in the morning when I am trying to sleep. You got that? I will kill you in your sleep, k?"
Emerson: ...slowly move away... slowly now, slowly

Faylinn: "Ugh, what is with all this noise? Emerson is that you getting Faye all loud and bitchy?"
Emerson: .... "A bit. Probably..."

Fayelinn: "I won again, you suck at this Faye!"
Faye: "I will kill you, bitch.

Faye does not play well with others being a loner and grumpy.

Faylinn has grown to tolerate Gary, at least I think that was his name... I was entirely to excited about:

EMERSON NOT FAILING!!!!

This natural beauty is named Sian. She is the woman of Emerson's dreams. That lecherous smile says it all.

Emerson: "I think a girl like you would go good with a guy like me."
Sian: "Well.... I don't know, maybe?"

Please don't reject him, please don't reject him!

Sian: "Not right ... now"

EMERSON SLOW-MO REJECTION REACTION

...1

...2

...3

Rejected.

Emerson *off-screen*: If she picks him over me I am going to just go drown myself in the bathtub.

Love Guru: "Like, Emerson is such a catch girlfriend. My man, he told me all about the way Em used his sweet dance moves to dance into his heart and house. You are one lucky grrl!"

Emerson: "Well I am gonna put it all out on the table here, so reject me if you will, but I think we should go steady. I mean, I met you 4 hours ago and you still haven't poked me in the eyeballs. I think this could be the real deal."
Sian: "I'd love to!"
Emerson: "..what? Really???"

Emerson: "See I need to order an engagement ring. What? Yes, she is real and not a figment of my imagination. This is poor customer service." D:

While Emerson is moving quite fast, Dawn is showing her intentions to Lenny quite obviously.

Dawn: "Len-len, baby~~ Don't you think this dress looks good on me? I sure would like to wear it to a proper occasion...."

Psst. Dawn. Your food is on fire. I wouldn't eat that if I were you oh you just scooped flaming food into your mouth without flinching. K.

Emerson: "Teehee it's my birffday hurhur."

The family is in disbelief. Just before their eyes Emerson vanished and some weirdo replaced him.

We want our Emerson back now please.

Much better. Emerson developed the over-emotional trait. All of your traits disgust me. You will be awesome.

Emerson: "Mah special birffday dinner~~~"
Rochelle: "Well aren't you just a bright little ray of sunshine?"
Sian and Faylinn: *idiot more like it*

Dawn: "What do you mean you are too tired to try for baby??!"

Dawn and her relationship are stagnant. At least she has her political career going places.

Emerson takes Dawn on a ultra smooth date. Dancing in the front yard while your father serenades you with an acoustic guitar. Sian is a keeper for not running away like the wind.

Faylinn really wants to like this guy. She goes over to his house quite often, but they usually just stand around and look at each other.

In a poor attempt to make Faylinn like him a bit better, Gary or whatever his name is, tips Basch a few gils.

Gary Whatshisface: "I am not opposed to arranged marriages."

Emerson's "nottie" from the pool tries Gary Whatshisface's method.

Hottie from Pool: "If you want to start a rejection support group, I'd totally help out and stuff. We gotta stick together!"

Maybe you two should be rejected, together?

Dawn holds a campaign fundraiser and invites Sian. Apparently they are best friends with each other and I have no idea how, where, or when. The fund raising is pretty successful, and Emerson got some hot action. When Em grew up, Sian remained a Teen. And they could not romantically be involved for a bit as Em had no desires to go to jail.

You should have seen it coming Len.

I can't decide if he is happy, or regretting his decision.

Regretting. Definitely.

Lenny: "I never knew that there was so much .... hair"

Immediately after comparing his future wife/woman he just impregnated to Sasquatch, he started to insult and/or want to hit on Faye.

And Rochelle isn't having any of that sh*t. You don't fricken mess with her babies.

Rochelle: "You just keep at it and I will BEAT YOUR AS* DOWN TO HELL."
Lenny: "Okay."

For some reason, my epic in-battle shots did not turn out and I am sad, but needless to say Lenny just got bested by an elderly woman. This will make things very odd at family gatherings.

Or not. As Rochelle just walks over to the bathroom to die almost immediately after telling Lenny to leave with her fists. I guess that much excitement was too much for a poor little elderly woman to handle.

Death: "You were here. Now you are there. Will you please pick a place to beg me for mercy more quickly? Your family causes me nothing but problems. I am trying to run a business here and I have a strict schedule."

Rochelle: "I AM SO SORRY that my death is inconveniencing you, but I think it's inconveniencing me a whole hell of a lot more so you can just shove it. I am in a bad mood and I do NOT need you making it worse."

And thus Rochelle was never able to know that her daughter was pregnant with her first grandchild.

What is the best way to celebrate the life of your Mother? Why, by marrying the one person she declared as her nemesis!

Hoping to set her sister up with a nice man, Dawn invited Cordell Leigh, the foxy repair man. Faye approves even though she is a loner by nature.

Sian came to celebrate as well. She feels a bit nervous since everyone expects her to be the next Lime family addition.

Her proposal came much sooner than she though. Emerson has had the ring purchased since they started going steady.

Delighted, Sian jumps up and down like a school girl.

This must be some kind of mating dance that I have been obliviously unaware of.

Sian: "We can have a party, with friends, and family and it will be great!"

Young love. It's so beautiful. I am so happy Emerson found someone. I have never been this happy for a Sim. xD

It's birthday time for the twinnies!

Faylinn: "I am so hungry.. I wish we could hurry this up so I can eat cake now."

Faylinn grew up to be one foxy woman.

Faye just realized that the other cake was for her.

Faye: "Well here goes nothing!"

Faye rolled the absent-minded trait. A frugal, grumpy loner who is a light-sleeper and absent-minded-- So very fail, and yet so amazing.

Faylinn rolled to be neurotic.

Overall I am really pleased with how my twinnies turned out, but I have a hard time favoring one over the other.

Are you practicing to play football in that outfit or is someone having a baby? Dawn went into labor and Faylinn took her to the hospital. Apparently in this family only minor parties to the baby take the mother to the hospital.

We are pleased to introduce the newest member of the Lime family a girl by the name of Gloria Lime.

Faye: "Lenny. Do you mind not playing with dolls in front of the only exit to the room? I have somewhere, a date, where I need to be!"

Basch was on the other side of the door hopelessly trying to figure out why he couldn't get through the door as he really needed to make a potty.

Sian couldn't wait to get married, so she asked Emerson to marry her right on the spot. After assuring Emerson that she didn't need a big party, they were quietly married in the kitchen on the very spot where he proposed.

Fayelinn: "There is my salad, I thought I had lost it ...whoa what is going on in here??"

And Sian was welcomed into the crazy wholeheartedly. Her lifetime goal or whatever they are called in Sims 3 is to have 20 friends. Ugh.

Sian: "Oh I am so married and so happy that I am so married!"

Sian's family-oriented side takes over as she dashes upstairs to get to Gloria before her parents, who were in bed just a few feet away could make it.

Lenny: "I got up out of bed and you already have it taken care of. I don't know whether to be pissed or pleased."

Lenny: "Hey guys, what is goin' on up in here?"
Dawn: "...your wife's birthday..."
Lenny: "OHHHH, I meant HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONEY!"

Dawn: "Could be worse I suppose."

Dawn: "I feel old now. It just got worse."

Outraged, Dawn refuses to let Gloria age.

Dawn: "You get back in the crib and you stay young! None of this getting older crap!"

Dawn had a change of heart the second time around.

Emerson: "Dawn, Dawn! Look! I am married! Believe it!"

Dawn's baby... something terribly wrong must have happened. She might ... grow into that ... nose.

Here is another shot just to prove I wasn't hallucinating. I think Dawn just knocked herself out of being heir.

Dawn: "I see who is the favorite. I will leave without putting up a fight."

And thus Lenny, Dawn, and Gloria was thrown to the time-stream.

Basch, the rock star, holds an autograph session at the stadium. Look who shows up...

Lenny: "OH MY GOODNESS HOW COULD I EVER BE THIS CLOSE TO THE GREAT BASCH?!?!"

Lenny. You guys lived together. You are the father of his grandchild. Don't act so stoked.

Faye is unsure if Cordell has feelings for her. His face is awfully hard to read... He is considering..

And leaning towards yes.

Basch: "This is garbage."

Basch: "Please oh merciful Mr. Death, please don't take me in my little girls room. It would be far too cruel!"
Death: "Sorry. No mercy even if your taste in children's decor is impeccable."

Emerson: "WAHHH. He was my DAD. He tutored me even though he wasn't the smartest. I AM SO ALONE."
Sian: "Emerson, your dad is in the next room dying, not here anymore."

Emerson: "Our Dad just died and you are playing video games??? We are not friends anymore."
Faye: *isn't phased*

Emerson: "I mean it! We totally won't be friends ever again!"
Faye: *still isn't phased*

Emerson is such a softie.

Ghost Basch: "Kid, I'd pay money to be able to see that look on your face again when you almost wet yourself."

Basch enjoys scaring the only person who truly cared about him.

Oh dear, is that a craving in the bathroom while patting the belly in a motherly like fashion? Could it be that Sian's super-fertile body is filled with babies??

Oblivious to the entire world, Emerson gardens as a good husband should. In his pink bunny slippers. In the dead of night. With an angry look on his face. >.>

This is not a ritualistic dance of any sort. This is a baby, and its a baby that is coming NOW.

Faylinn had been trying to sex her co-worker up. On the first invite over, Sian goes into labor. He will not come back.

Rather than making the woman in labor drive, Faylinn who is apparently designated hospital taker, calls a cab and they are chauffeured to the hospital. Talk about thinking!

Emerson arrives late, but still arrives on the scene. He is torn about whether to go in or not as I do believe he is scared out of his mind.

Everyone~! Join with me in welcoming baby Gaylord Lime. I think this name could be amazingly punny in the future.

Emerson likes to play in the tub like a kid would and he styles his hair in a completely different, yet luzly, manner. Maybe he is going for a mid-life makeover?

Sian: "I just had a baby, don't you think it is about time to make me an Aunt?"

Cordell: "No baby, lady. No baby."

Cordell: "But a threesome with both twins ..... I could handle."
Faylinn: "I just walk in and this is what I hear??"

Judging from the flower petals and the smirks on your faces, I think you just did something bad.

Uh-oh! Looks like Cordell isn't going to get his wish to be babyless. Faye is pregnant!

It's time for little Gaylord's super gay (bad pun intended) birthday party~!

Gaylord turned out to be a little clone of Emerson but with dark hair instead of Rochelle's trademark white.

Sian: "I don't think I am feeling too well...."

Sian: "This is a feeling I would much rather forget." Vomit ensues!

Legacy Score:
1 Point(s) - Founder (Alli)
1 Point(s) - Generation 2 is Born (Basch, Cid)
1 Point(s) - Generation 3 is Born (Dawn, Emerson, Faye, Faylinn)
1 Point(s) - Generation 4 is Born (Gaylord)
2 Point(s) - Lifetime Want (Alli - Learn all recipes, Basch - Master of the Arts)
2 Point(s) - Portrait (Alli, Emerson)
1 Point(s) - 100,000+ Aspiration Points (Alli)
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9 Total

And with that happy note, we conclude this lovely update of the Lime Legacy. I fully intended to have an heir poll, but Emerson won my love after his rejection sequence with Sian. Sian was too fabulous to not be in this legacy and I really can't pick between my twinnies! Since the heir has been picked, and children have been born and are on the way, this concludes Generation 2! Next update, Generation 3 and its beginnings!

Previously:
2.2 | 2.3
1.1-2.1

The Lime Legacy: 2.3

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:42:47 GMT

Previously, Faye and Faylin were born. Emerson was a terror. And Dawn was fairly normal. First gen officially all died, hurray!

Faye and Faylin begin to show their differences in personality at an early age. Faye shyly plays with her blocks, always hesitant. Faylin however, looks as if she would love nothing more than to introduce her block to her big sister's face.

Emerson and Dawn: *I want to die.*

Neither of the Lime children are very studious. Homework is like murder.

Faylin, unlike Emerson, keeps her bowl intact and does not launch it at whatever parent is feeding her.

Rochelle was about to die from not being allowed to leave the house. It's your own fault for being so damn fertile, but she ran to the beach for a quick job. Isn't it picturesque? Isn't it so very unlike our Lime family?

Moving right along~~~!

Emerson continues to be torn at his gender identity. Since his dad cooks from time to time, he decided he wanted to give it a shot. His muffin ... well lets just say he would not eat it, even though he was starving.

Dawn decides to take her brother on a play-date since no man will have anything to do with her. It makes her feel a bit less lonely.

The name of this book that Emerson autonomously decided to read has completely escaped me at the moment, but trust me in that it was something a child would never, ever, ever choose to read on their own.

Basch and Rochelle were woken up by Faylin. They are not pleased.

Basch: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!? You make BIG DADDY A SAD DADDY."
Rochelle: *Stare harder, baby will explode. Stare harder, baby will explode*
Dawn: "You two disgust me."

Even as a ghost, Christopher continues his trend of completely inappropriate behaviors by sleeping in the same bed as his grandson.

Rochelle was feeling a bit lonely and invited Basch to some cuddle on the couch time.

Basch: *Oh please don't want more babies D:*

Dawn: "Hey, are you single?"
Blondie: "I...'m... not sure how to answer that question?"

Next please.

Dawn: *When the only man that will spend time with you is your little brother, you know you have hit rock bottom.*

Dawn: "Here's to starting my young adulthood ...... ALONE. I have a feeling the alcoholism is on the way..."

Hoping to look a bit more sexy, Dawn decided to change her makeup to be slightly more dramatic. She also changed her clothing style to match.

Oh how sad, it's the twins birthday. In reality, nothing could have made me happier.

Faye: "Oh I want pretty fire."
Basch: "That's probably not the best idea, but maybe when you're older."

Faye is a Daddy's girl. For some reason.

Words cannot describe how adorable this is. I shall let it speak for itself.

Faye developed into the family frugal trait. Her eyes are a bit more rounded than her sister.

Faylin also developed the family frugal trait.

The very first thing Faye did, I kid you not, was want to buy a computer and develop writing skill. Faylin on the other hand, wanted to sleep. I think I could like where this is going.

Dawn: "...and I know there are many different fish in the sea, but I just need one. I don't care what type, you know?"
Diamond Boy: "I'd put a ring on that. Hot momma, MIAOW."
Girl of Diamond Boy: "I CAN HEAR YOU."

Lenny: "Well gee... I mean, I don't have a special lady at the moment..."
Dawn: "Oh. Hell. Yes. And he's not even the ugliest thing ever. Today is my lucky day!"

Emerson: "OHMAIGAWD GUYS IT'S MAH BIRTHDAY. YEAAAAHH!!"

Emerson Lime ... JUMPING INTO TEENHOOD.

I demand a do-over, or a mirror. Right nao, please. Emerson is not at all pleased either.

MUCH BETTER, y/y? He loves his fruity pajamas. Love I tell you! Love!

Emerson: "I fricken HATE school."

Emerson: "I fricken HATE the world."

Faylin: "This homework is total garbage."

Emerson: "I just wasn't designed for this."

Emerson: "Big guy in the sky.. Why did I have to take after Dad? What did I do wrong? I mean, I know I did a few bad things here and there in my youth, but this is just too cruel."

Attempting to hide her age once again, Rochelle opts to be as far away from the family as possible when 'celebrating' her birthday.

Rochelle: "Basch? Dear? You will not believe who I just saw! Your brother, Cid! He's not married STILL you know. ...Oh crap, I think he heard me LEMMECALLYOUBACK ...Oh hi, Cid!"

Rochelle: "It must have been a tough life. I salute you."
Cid: "Really, you don't have to. I like it this way."

DAWN: "WHY NO MAN? I DON'T GET IT."

I don't know.

Dawn: "Lenny baby! I got a promotion at work!"
Lenny: "Well how 'bout a promotion at home? What you say to being my girl?"

Dawn: "Oh Lenny! Really?? I am so happy!"

Dawn: *The sperm are coming, the sperm are coming!*

Meanwhile, Basch was attempting to tutor Emerson in his lessons. Little did Basch know, but he was about as intelligent as a box of crayons. Emerson plays along for good measure.

The twinnies got their very own room~! It's very floral.

Emerson has taken to going over to random individuals homes to partake in many different activities. Food, Games, Homework, Making out.

Emerson: "This isn't at all awkward or anything."

Emerson: "Well hey. You want to cuddle?"
Girl: "Well I don't see why not."

Girl: *I firmly believe I made a mistake.*

Emerson: "You know.. we're here alone.. We could .. Ya know.."
Girl: "Actually..."

Girl: "My brother is home."
Emerson: O.O
Big Brother: "I will make certain you will never be able to have kids, boy."
Emerson: O.O

Emerson: "Well... You want to make out anyways? I'm not afra.. OWWWWW OHGAWD MAH EYES."
Girl: *Denial action ENGAGE*

Lets look at that fabulous rejection from a different angle!

Emerson: "Babe. I get it, I get it. I know you are delusional. I will come back later when you know what is good for you."
Girl: "I will slap that smirk off your face. PIG."

Faye has taken to writing Smut Novels. Her book is called "All Natural Woman." Where did you learn these things?

Basch: "Umm... guys? Wait come back, I'm a rock legend! You will regret this, wait until my solo bass album goes platinum!"

Basch: "Aww, crap. Now I'm stuck doing the Greatest Hits tour of county fairs...."

Alli: "In my day, we only had two buttons on these things..."

Lenny: "Now, let's see, the head bone connects to the neck bone..."

Dawn: "Now that we are going steady, I can start planning our wedding..."
Lenny: "Wait, what?"

Emerson: Hey look at the Hottie over there~!"

Like Dawn, Emerson has been forced to take his younger siblings out on a play date. You can tell where his mind is.

Emerson (off stage): "Ewww... That Hottie is a Nottie!"

Distraught, Emerson goes roaming the town door to door looking for ladies, men, anything that will love him.

Emerson: "Hey a clear door. All right! Don't mind if I just take a peek~~"

Random Guy: "Get lost, punk."
Emerson: Eeeep! *runs away*

Emerson: "Why won't anyone let me in there house? How could they not want a piece of this?"

~DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO~
Emerson is finally invited in, and with the random guy do the robot in the living room!

Emerson: "Yeah that was fun, but I vaguely think I am forgetting something or someone, gotta jet!~"

Faye: "Gah, he forgot me again. In my dreams, he's totally gonna be dead."

Random outdoor refrigerator. Nothing suspicious, I promise.

Actually, this fridge cannot be deleted from my lot. It says it contains an item in use by Basch Lime, so it must be very dear to him as it has been in use since he was a child. The Lime's got a new fridge... so it was time to take matters into their own hands and forget Basch.

Dawn: "Let's see, know one tsp blood..."

Dawn: "Wow cool, an old stove next to random, non-suspicious outdoor refrigerator! Now boil for 10-20 minutes..."

An electrical fire? Where are the cords anyways?

I know you know where this is going.

Basch: "Oh, no! MY BABY! Someone, ANYONE, HELP PLEASE!!!"

Basch: "Come back to me Friggie!"

He had pet names for it and everything.

First we must pray to the Fire Gods, to appease their wrath.

Christopher: "Fine, I will put out the damned fire... I can't believe these morons are related to me..."

Praying to the Fire Gods must be followed up by a group dance.

And finally, close up to single tear slowly running down Basch's face...

The fridge has been burnt, and can now be deleted. Everyone (sans Basch) is happy.

Emerson: "Hmmm... Still smell a little E Coli... Hey, Uncle Cid, come taste this..."
Cid: "Food comes to me, boy."

Cid: "Hey, this hamburger has ketchup baked inside it. Is ketchup supposed to be this runny..."

Cid: "Please don't sit here, please don't sit here. Dammit..."

Cid has no interest in not being alone.

Rochelle: "It's my new Goulash Burger. Go ahead and try it."
Dawn: "Ummm... Sure Mom, let me...go...sit and eat...at the table with the trashcan..."

Cid: "Never trust an arcade game that doesn't require quarters."

Faye: "Fire is so cool! I have my next plot for my adult book -Great Balls of Fire- in the works.."

Faylin: "Hurry up! I can't puke in a dirty toilet!"

She really did autonomously clean a public toilet. She is definitely Alli's grandchild.

Random Guy: "I'm sorry. I'm plaid and you are stripes, it would never work out between us..."

Emerson: "Why can't I find love?"
Faye: "In my dreams, you die alone."

Bitterness. I sense it.

Rochelle: "Fuck, I forgot to buy presents. Wait, didn't they just have a birthday a few days ago..."

Faylin: "Why do they have to do this every year?"

Dawn: "HAH! Who's old now, bitches!"
Emerson: "Ummm...Dawn?"

It's good that these outfits are soo totally different. Twins wearing the same outfit would be totally embarrassing.

Rochelle: "Hey, Don't be insulting my children. They are your genes too, jackass!"

"...."

Christopher: "I'm sorry, don't hurt me..."

Mom is arguing with gramp's ghost again... Time to sleep in the one room with a lock...

No additional points accumulated in this update. Legacy score remains as previous score.

I hope you enjoyed this update. I think I am going to have a hard time picking an heir, so I might go with an heir poll if anyone would be interested in helping me out!

Previously:
2.2
1.1-2.1

The Lime Legacy: 2.2

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:33:43 GMT

We last left off with Rochelle pregnant with our potential heir for generation 3! But don't worry, we have plenty of Gen 2 to go around. We now begin with Christopher doing what old men in cardigans do best-- pedobearing.

I also forgot to mention that I will be scoring this legacy as I am actually, believe it or not, playing with the official rules! No cheats!

Chris: Rochelle! Baby! Don't you want to hug your daddy?
Rochelle: Uhm, actually I don't!
Chris: You break this old mans heart!

Elder abuse. We have it.

Chris has taken to dancing in the kitchen with Cid. They both feel equally unloved.
Cid: You know dad, for an old man you have some awesome dance moves!
Chris: It's how I got your mother you know.

For being an evil sim, Cid is the complete opposite of evil. He enjoys playing with baby Dawn. Maybe he is taking the Christopher pedo road?

He even takes her to her birthday. That is the love of a first time Uncle. He probably could have worn something more appropriate however.

Dawn inherited Rochelle's hair. Isn't she just cute as a button despite the very angry look on her face?

Dawn: Hey mister rabbit, come get in my box with me! We don't need anyone but each other~

Cid: Who just leaves a laptop in the middle of the park at night? I better turn it it to the police.

Wait, where is the evil?

Chris: I simply CANNOT BELIEVE that you stole a laptop and the police had to bring you HOME.
Cid: DAD! Come on! I am a good student, and you know I would never do that!

Alli is still alive, and tired. This is an obligatory proof shot that yes, the founder is there.

Cid: Mom, mom! It's my birthday!
Alli: Sweetie, I think you are in your manties.
Chris: That's my boy!

Cid grew up to wear the same fabulous outfit Basch adores. I don't think it fits so well with emo, Cid.
Cid: Wait, really? You mean it doesn't fit my image?
Me: No, the leopard manties were much more suited for a man of your style.

And thus Cid is thrown to the time-stream~~~

Rochelle almost single-handedly raised Dawn. Dawn loves the outdoors, so Rochelle takes her outside to hear daddy play guitar.

Rochelle grabs Dawn and goes for an outing to the library. Rochelle is picking up on cooking as she knows her beloved mother-in-law won't always be there to make delicious food, and Dawn makes some friends.

Dawn: Hey, your dollies look fun. I want to play too!

Kid: They are more fun in your mouth.
Dawn: Indweed, dwey awre mwore fwun dwat way!

Obviously, the toys were made in China with entirely too much lead paint. I think Dawn will be effected her entire life.

Chris: And you see, Little Red Riding Hood was eaten by the big bad wolf...
Basch: Dad, stop telling Dawn horrifying stories.

Alli never has a normal look on her face, but she is pleased that her grand baby is growing up!

Alli: You've just been bested by an old lady! You take that, girly!
Dawn: *huffhuff*

Maxis hair must leave. Nao.

And it's gone! Dawn always seems so down. Even when eating delicious waffles. How can you be sad and eat waffles?

Rochelle: Mmmm, you know I love you Baschy. But there is something I mmmmm*kisskiss* wanted to talk with you about.

Rochelle: Baby nao please?

We obviously can see who wears the pants in this family, let me tell you.

This is another shot to display exactly how miserable Dawn is at life. She is even unhappy sliding when crashing the neighbors house. This is free fun! Now have fun!

Rochelle: When you get to be my age, it's best to 'celebrate' alone and keep it hush hush.

Chris and Alli were dancing up a mad storm in the bathroom. Then, POOF.
Chris: Uh.. did I do something bad?

Dawn was on the way to shower. Now she is scared for life. As if the lead paint didn't already ruin her ability to have fun. /joy

Dawn: That is my GRAMMA. I am SO MAD.

Dawn: Mister Death Person, I will take from you everything that you have ever loved and held dear. Just you wait, mister!

Chris continues to dance. Hesitantly.

Dawn: Go ahead sir, I invite you to take my gramma. I will be seeing you again for my revenge.

Chris: Honey, does this mean we can't dance anymore?

Chris: OHHHH, My heart. It just broke.

And now everyone is -50 mood, except for Rochelle, who is -62 for unknown reasons.

Doing your homework where gramma died won't bring her back you two.

Oh Rochelle, Are you practicing for a marathon or are you pregnant?

Alli: Oh HELL no I don't want to kiss you. I am gonna find me a hawt ghost man.
Chris: *wounded*

The family grief has led to the purchasing of a shiny new TV. Chris spends his time fixing things. Or upgrading to unbreakable and breaking them in the process. Go figure.

It's time for a family outing. Basch and company are picked up in his tour van. Aren't they happy looking? I can feel the happiness.

Basch: I'm outside cooking wieners. Oh god oh god. I'm outside cooking weiners. I wanna be insiiiiiiideeeee~~~

For a moment you beautiful people look like a normal family...

But Basch is doing it wrong.

Chris: Sometimes I don't want to admit he is my son.

Dawn: All that tag practice with Gramma really paid off!
Rochelle: Beating a very pregnant woman isn't much of a win. Oooh my back!
Dawn: A win is a win, even if it's dirty!

Rochelle: Doesn't rubbing my belly make you feel tranquil?

Family outings-- Bringing family closer together, literally.

Chris: Basch, your hook is stuck in my sweater. *Should have taken his out fishing as a kid even if he was kicking and screaming about hating it*

Chris: Wow.. Son.. You caught a ... big one.. *sweatdrop*
Basch: This is SO MUCH FUN. ...Can we go inside now?

Basch treated the family to a free concert while they were downtown.

Chris: That there rock music kept me from sleeping in the comfy chairs. I'm going home!

Rochelle: Scrub scrub scrub in the tub~~~ Oh, what is this?

Rochelle: UH-OH, BE-BE TIME.

Chris valiantly volunteered to take Rochelle to the hospital, and by take, he meant to ride shotgun.

Lonely Woman: As soon as she walks out the door, that baby is mine.

Rochelle: Bitch, I will flat out knock your ass over. Do you know how long it took my husband to *ahem* fertilize?

And thus the lonely woman was forced back into her lonely little life. Meet Emerson by the way.

Rochelle: You know, in the excitement of labor I feel that we forgot something...

That would be your OTHER CHILD, just so you know. Good parenting skills. A+++!

Alli: Oh we never had one of these when I was alive! *sparkles like a vampire*

Dawn: Little pink houses for you and me~~

Basch: I didn't know women could bend that way.
Chris: I'm not sure, but I think I might like this. It's a good thing we got this after your mother died.

If it wasn't for grandparents, Dawn would celebrate all her birthdays alone.

Dawn continued the family trait of frugal. She decided that short hair was the way to go but opted for a bit more sassy style that in her youth.

Since Dawn has grown up, Chris must move his affection on to his other grandchildren.

Having not finished her brilliant pink house masterpiece, Dawn is hell-bent on completing her work. Chris, who always seems to be lurking around like the creepy old man he is, lurks like a champion.

Well there is a birthday party going on, but someone forgot to invite the birthday boy. Oops.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMERSON! Are you enjoying your party?

Emerson was quite taken with his big sister, and wanted to be just like her. Since he is a baby, it's okay to dress him as a lady.. isn't it? He's so ... pretty.

And he is also a UNGODLY TERROR. He's already trying to murder his father with a plate.

Emerson: HA! I will get you next time "Dad" AHAHAHA!

Chris: *staaaaaaaaree*

Inappropriate walkthrough is inappropriate.

Basch has decided that as a musician, he needs to show his mad guitar skills to the world. Or at least to the town.

Honestly? I think you just lost more fans than you gained dear love.

Lady in the Back: Hey that guy is singing If there's a rocket tie me to it and I would like to say that yes, if there IS a rocket please tie me to it!

Bad pun is bad, hoho!

Emerson has declared war upon ol' daddy Basch. He will beat you in one way or another. Either music, or at life. Preferably at life, but music would be okay too.

Emerson: I must become one with my instrument. Omnomnom.

Please don't meet the same lead paint problem as Dawn!

Emerson: You just wait old man, you better be counting your lucky stars you are getting to see a free show. People will pay for this someday.

He truly is cute when he isn't being evil. Dawwwww! It will never last though. It never does.

Rochelle: Why hello there old *barffff* ....friend?

Rochelle loves having baby times in the bathroom. This pregnancy was actually unplanned.

Dorks. The both of you.

At the ripe old age of 96, Chris ~~who I NEVER thought was going to die~~ finally explodes into death.

Death: Oh WHY ARE YOU IN THE WAY? Kind sir, if you could please float into a *ahem* more appropriate place... this way, carry on~~

Chris: Is here fine?
Death: Most certainly. I thank you for your understanding in this matter and I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.

Rochelle: Shhh! Don't tell Emerson about this. He may get some bad ideas about a future job profession.

Rochelle plummeted to -62 mood pre-Mourn while the blood relatives were at -50. Immediately after, labor ensues!

Dawn offers to take Rochelle to the hospital and again rides shotgun this time with a baby not properly restrained.

Emerson: I WILL KILL YOU ALL. YOU HEAR ME! YOU! MOTHER! DRIVE SAFELY!

Basch was too upset about his father to even care about bringing another life into this world. You get a failing father score.

Basch: Huhhh? I am not a bad dad! I'll show you!

Hating the outdoors the entire way, Basch shows up out of breath and exhausted.

Meet Faye Lime.

....and, OH GOD, Fayelin Lime. I see double! Three babies in the house? Kill me, please? I will take that rocket now.

Emerson: It smells bad. D:

Emerson and Dawn get along swimmingly with their matching haircuts.

Well sometime we have to have a generation 3. Dawn tries to woo some townies, but they don't seem too interested.

Emerson: I am so cute! Look at my cuteness. Let me out now?

Dawn hasn't even introduced herself to Mr. Couch Cuddler, but they decide to cuddle for unknown reasons. Mr. Couch Cuddler obviously wants to die.

Mr. Couch Cuddler: Oh... man.. I am out of ink, I guess it is time for you to go home.
Dawn: You are using a pencil. They don't use ink.
Mr. Couch Cuddler: Oh right, right. Carry on then. :3

Dawn: I wonder if I should have put some clothes on first? Nah, everyone is sleeping!

Basch: Where is my birthday boooyyy~~~ <333? Oh!
Dawn: Oh. Fuck.

Basch: Well hot damn! HAHAHA!!

I am alarmed. Your wife is alarmed. And your daughter is alarmed.

Faye has grown up with brown hair and is a grumpy loner who obviously doesn't photograph well.

Faylin has her mother's hair and is brave yet clumsy.

Legacy Score:
1 Point - Founder (Alli)
1 Point - Generation 2 is Born (Basch)
1 Point - Generation 3 is Born (Dawn)
1 Point - Lifetime Want (Alli - Learn all recipies)
1 Point - Portrait (Alli)
1 Point - 100,000+ Aspiration Points (Alli)
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6 Total

Up next? Hopefully no more babies. Please, no more babies!!

I hope you enjoyed this update!

Previously: 1.1-2.1

The Lime Legacy: 1.1-2.1

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:56:17 GMT

Sims 3 means new legacy~ I haven't forgotten entirely my Sims 2 legacies-- okay, pretty much things haven't been the same since I lost my Lemons, so I am starting fresh. I can play Sims 3 on my laptop at work when the bosses aren't around so this is actually doable. XD I hope you enjoy! I kind of fail at this~

Meet Alli Lime. Her favorite color is pink, and she loves indie music and waffles. She is neat, a natural cook, vegetarian, frugal, and ambitious.

She is a bookworm. Due to the fact she cannot afford even the slightest luxury, she will be happy crashing in the library. And even if she isn't happy, that is what she shall be doing.

Another thing about being in poverty, you find meals in the strangest of places such as crashing a loving couples love-love picnic like so.

Alli is not entirely impressed with Christopher despite the fact they are both natural cooks. It must be the shorts.

Here is Alli's poverty shack. Behold the wonders of poverty!

Baby: *she looks funny, mommy!*
Mom: Why hello there! *why yes, she does look funny*

Enraged at the thoughts these strangers, who we later find out to be her boss in the cooking career, Alli hits the gym to work herself into shape.

This is what the toilet is for. I swear.

Alli: Why hey there Chris--May I call you Cris? I think you should be my friend.

Obviously her first impression doesn't matter anymore.

Chris even waited long hours for her to finish her eating contest, which she won, to get some monies to perhaps purchase something big-- something extravagant-- !! .... like maybe walls for her house.

Chris decides he will move in and bring his FAB cow pajamas with him. With the monies, which was not nearly enough, Alli adds walls and a roof to the house. What did she do to deserve such fine luxury??

Along with his cow jammies, Chris loves indie music, pancakes, and the color lime. How convenient-- that's going to be your last name soon enough HOHO~! He is a great kisser, a daredevil, a natural cook, friendly, and an angler.

While Chris reads after woo-hoo, Alli is forced into all the hard labor like fixing the toilet that Chris clogged. What a fine man!

Believe it or not, she actually is just sick here, and not sick with child. But she is scared anyways which leads to ...

Christopher: @.@;;;;

But he says yes anyways.

Which leads to ....

Alli: Ugh, I can't sleep. I wonder why I just got out of bed..

Alli: OOOP, That's why. *is shocked*

Girl, you obviously didn't hear the baby chime. You need to listen better.

Alli has an uneventful pregnancy. She just has the unexplainable desire to have a boy. She has a boy at the hospital alone. Meet Basch Lime.

Chris feels obligated to legitimize baby Basch and they have a shotgun kitchen wedding. Who didn't see that coming?

*chuuuuuuu* Her little button nose is so adorable~~~!

BASCH BIRTHDAY BASH! ...ah, B puns. Harhar.

Bash has black hair, and is a little terror. I am happy to see he inherited his dad's love for green t-shirts.

Alli: BEHOLD MY POWERS OF BABY LEVITATION.

Alli became an adult, all alone, on dark road, at night. Ah, such is life. Her hair uglified itself. That is probably a part of life too.

Basch gets an E for effort. He tries really hard. ...and usually fails miserably, but that is why we love him.

Totally forgot to mention, but Alli had baby number 2. She wanted another boy, and she got him. His name is Cid.

Basch is celebrating his birthday alone. Get used to it kid.

Cid is having a birthday~~

...but no one cares.

Meanwhile, Basch is sexing up the ladies in the library. This lovely shy lady is named Rochelle. His sexing looks more like fail.

Chris gives it his best shot at helping with homework. He's actually a pretty decent father, just a really crummy husband.

... Really Basch? Really? This is where you take your ladies to go on dates? To kiss in the bushes? You are definitely heir for this. XD

Cid is blonde, and is alone most of the time. He takes great comfort in his teddy.

And it's time for his birthday, and even Alli isn't too interested. She wonders where Basch is ...

..and that would be getting caught for being past curfew.

Chris: I.. I.. I am SO MAD and I just don't know what to do with you.

Chris: So I am going to TAKE IT OUT ON YOU WITH MY HANDS.
Basch: Whoa Dad! Just calm down! I was with my woman!

Rochelle is very surprised. She is being proposed to, and she isn't even pregnant. She gladly accepts.

Also, Basch's stats are: Likes indie, cobbler, and turquoise. He hates being outside, and is a frugal, artistic, angler. Frugal is the family trait by the way.

Cid grew up... into an emo kid with a wife-beater on.

Cid: I want a turquoise shirt JUST LIKE DAD. D:

His stats are: he likes kids music (lolpedo), cookies, and turquoise. He is an evil schmoozer that is artistic and frugal.

Next it's Alli's turn ... Cid wants to die, Basch is wearing his finest attire, and Chris just realized his woman is older than him.

She is still one fine old lady, despite the fact her hair reverted to fug again.

Cid: My parents are making out behind me, aren't they? See! This is why I am emo. I have a very valid reason!

Rochelle and Basch have a quiet ceremony in the backyard. Rochelle was kind and invited the friends of all the family. Including Cid's best friend ....

Rochelle's stats: Loves Latin, fruit parfait and the color white. She is over-emotional yet brave. He is inappropriate and unflirty and clumsy.

Wait, what? Hooooold on.......... Who is this? And why is she your best friend? Cid had been asking to go over to his friends house every day for a while ... as it turns out, after investigation, this is the mother of his teenage friend. CID YOU FIEND!

BABY POP!

Apparently Rochelle's friend Linda is pregnant as well.

Rochelle: Hey, baby in there can you hear me? You will be married to my baby hoho~!

Up next? I'm not sure, I haven't played that far yet! Rochelle has her baby, will it be a boy or a girl? She wants a boy... so probably a girl. Cid grows up and leaves the house with his friends mother? Who knows, all is possible~!

The Nanatsuiro Legacy: 1.2

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 16:52:51 GMT

Previously, Saffron met Ceaser and feel madly, but reluctantly, in love. She then gave birth two two beautiful children-- Mikan and Satsuma. Mikan is already a special brand of fail, while Satsuma is just beginning her life. Can she compete with her brother?

Satsuma is not very impressed with her own cooking.

If it didn't taste good earlier, I'm pretty sure it's not going to taste any better now. She eats her muffin then settles down for bed and...

A burglar.

Burgie: Man, I should have know that Saffron would of had an alarm installed.

Burgie: WHY OH WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I thought we were FRIENDS!

No, no you weren't.

Burgie: At least you have this bathtub here so I can cut myself. *sobs* If only you had some Greenday music to match my innermost feelings, and maybe if your tub was black. Like my SOUL.

Burgie: Welp, I'm gonna get caught anyways. So may as well take the couch for good measure.

Please note, the Nanatsuiro's are contently still sleeping throughout Burgie's emo pleas and emotional breakdown. Not to mention the EAR SPILITTING ALARM?!

Burgie: Aha! They will never find what I stole since I so cleverly put it in my bag of holding.
Cop: *psstt* I'm right behind you!

Burgie: FUCK.

And thus, only after a enormous brawl breaks out in front of their bed, do the Nanatsuiro's decide to bother with checking things out.

Mikan: YEAHHHHHHHH YOU GO THIEF-MAN!
Ceaser: I am so shocked I cannot move. Not one little inch.
Satsuma: DAD MOVE. I wanna see too! NOT FAIR.

Saffron: Oh dear, you are so hot.You are the only thing that I think about in the world.
Ceaser: Dear. I don't think now is the time. Look behind you.

Saffron: If I can't see it, it isn't happening. Look at this lovely Teddy Bear I got for the kids.
Ceaser: ......

Saffron retreats to the children's room. Everyone is pretty confused or just doesn't care.

Mikan: I think we've just been violated!

And Saffron exits the house to sob alone. At least she doesn't want her kids to see.

To ease her pain, she tries to read Mikan a bed time story, but forgets she put the Teddy from earlier there and obviously cannot walk around it.

Ceaser: I cannot STAND this fireplace. It's the my way of the phone.

Not your child, who is standing right there with a teddy. No. It's the fireplace adjacent to the phone that gets you so upset.

Satsuma: You guys know, we do leave the door unlocked. It's no wonder he got in.

The sole voice of reason right there everyone.

So cute. I really have absolutely no idea what she was doing though.

LOTS OF NANATSUIRO EMOTION STARTING NOW

D:

DD:

DDD:

Oh get over it. It's just cleaning the toilet, it's not like I just told you your mom died.

D:

DD:

DD:

Mikan: Why is this thing waving at me?

Satsuma: I HATE YOU TEDDY. I KNOW YOU LIKE MIKAN MORE THAN ME.

Satsuma: I'm sorry teddy... I didn't mean it. I love you, I could never have any other feelings for you...

Satsuma: See? I'm smiling! You make me happy! Hug time?

Satsuma: You are my only friend. :D

Satsuma: YOU LYING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT...! I FRICKEN HATE YOU. I LOATHE YOU. I WILL RIP YOU APART AND USE YOUR STUFFING TO SUFFOCATE MIKAN.

What words are these children learning these days? Someone needs to get this girl some medication.

Saffron: And this is how you eat properly.
Ceaser: Oh?

Ceaser: Like this?
Saffron: Oh yes, very nice!

Satsuma found her OHT which is sports because it's ALWAYS sports.

Ceaser has no problem beating the crap out of his daughter in soccer either.

Ceaser: Oh yeah! Who's the man?! That's right, me!

LIKE A CHAMP.

Satsuma: *is woe*

Way to be cruel to your poor, bi-polar daughter.

Mikan: This doesn't smell like kool-aid... Well, whatever.

Mikan: Oh I don't think I wanted to do that.

Mikan: Oh it burns *coughccough* ...Bubbles? You mean it wasn't for drinking?

Mikan is a few fries short of a happy meal.

Only Saffron would think it's a good idea to thumb wrestle at work.

Mikan thinks you play baseball by kicking it like a soccer ball.

The lights are on, but no one is home.

Satsuma owns him in everything.

The thing they don't tell you is that he later had sex with her in his lair.

What is up with all this money? Is the game telling me my house is too small for a family of four? Well you know what, game, SCREW YOU.

Please note, Ceaser is making a lady pretty while his wife is at work, working.

Ceaser: You know, I'm really interested in a coupd'etat of the world.
Girl:Oh yes, yes! I will follow you anywhere!

Ceaser impresses him self, which in turn, impresses me.

Satsuma: Dad. I'm trying to do my homework here.
Ceaser: Satsuma, hon, I'm trying to take a shower here.

The battle rages on.

Saffron decides to throw her little babies birthday parties. Sadly, they are more interested in Jin Northwode than the birthday boy.

Satsuma is also 100% not interested in her brother, rather, she would like to set the house on fire. Great parenting there guys.

Mikan: I wish the nice sim god lady would give me my bathtub back. I want to blub blub more!

AWKWARD TEENAGE MIKAN PHASE SHIFT: COMPLETE!

What an interesting array of guests. We have Jin Northwode, looking like he wants to kill himself as usual. An ugly co-worker of Saffron. Yasmin Northwode, dancing up a storm. And Jackson Lemon turned Priest.

While the dance party is going on inside, Satsuma is doing her own thing outside. My children are very fail.

Jackson: I will pray for you to have a very happy, and fruitful life Mikan.

Mikan is too srsbzns dancing to notice and or care. Satsuma is also being quite adorable. She decided to rejoin the party.

Yasmin: Come on young man, let me show you what it's like to be a man.
Mikan: WHOA I don't think I am ready for that yet...!

Yasmin: Well hell, if everyone one else is dancing now I quit.

Satsuma: Why can't mom clean up her own trash?

Satsuma: I will just drop this here... hehe!

Satsuma: You know mister, I think what you are doing could be concieved as a little bit odd.

JIN STOP PEDOBAIATING IN MY LEGACY. YOU KNOW, YOU ARE GAY IN CASE YOU FORGOT.

Mikan: Hey, all you ladies out there. Join my fan club, k? *wink*

Jackson enjoys going to little children's birthday parties and getting in the family hot tub in the nude.

Jin: I knew there was a reason I suffered through these things. For all things holy and sacred, thank you.

Satsuma: And I'll just put this one right here!

Not only is she Bi-polar, but she is also a pyromaniac. GREAT.

Ceaser: You all know I'm cuter than my son. See? Look at this cutness!

Stop setting bad examples for your children. And quit competing with them too.

Mikan's love got off to a rocky start with Mikayah Lemon, Jackson Lemon's forgotten daughter.

Mikayah: So what? I forgot to put on makeup this morning. SUE ME.
Mikan: You know, quite frankly, I just might.

THE MAID GETS DOWN. OH YEAH. THIS IS WHAT WE PAY YOU FOR BUD.

Time for yet another party. Naturally, Pedo-Jin comes in his Pedo-suit.

Magical shade changing hair again, and that dress is really cute Maxis. Good job.

Mikan: You all can join my fan club, it's really easy. You'll get all of the member benefits ohoho.

Mikan dear, you do realize having your mom and your sister in your fan club is pretty lame, right?

Jin: Ma'am. May I please have one of your children. I promise I will return him or her... someday.
Saffron: He can't be serious, can he?

Satsuma: Ah, so this is the sweet taste of adulthood.

She found the keg by herself.

Satsuma: And now I'll just pour this little drinkie right here...

And then she went inside, and changed back into her formal attire, and came back for more drinkie.

When she finished, she smashed the cup on her head. And I missed the sceencap. D:

Satsuma: Idon'tfeelberrywell...

And thus, my bi-polar, pyro, alcoholic was ready for college.

In the morning, after her makeover, and once she sobered up.

Satsuma Ohhai guys, I don't remember a thing that happened last night, so nothing did. K?
Next up, probably heading to Uni and maybe a bit more life as a teen.

Previously,
1.1

The Lemon Legacy: 4.3

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 01:50:12 GMT

Previously, Wilson had multiple babies with Brooke and Katelyn. I forgot how many when and where, but he just likes sex. What can I say? Everyone almost died from heatstroke. Shelby and Hamilton died from old age. And the children were shipped off to Uni!

This update gets off to a great start with the first thing Deni and Carter do when they get to Uni is to dance angrily. I think that is the Northwode in you both. But what really comes first in any University update...

Makeovers~! Carolyne dropped the vibrant green makeup for something a little less vivid, but adds a cute green and pink dress to make up for it. She is a Popularity/Fortune sim majoring in Political Science with 6-10-2-6-7.

Carter inherited the Northwode nose. He is a Family/Popularity sim also majoring in Political Science with 10-6-5-4-1. He is also very flaming. Thank you, ACR + Northwode genes. XD Carter upped the flaming factor.

Olive, the forgotten child, is a Popularity/Family sim majoring in History with 10-3-9-4-1. Slightly less emo as a young adult, but still forgotten, so still slightly emo.

River is a Family/Knowledge sim majoring in Literature with 9-3-10-6-7. She dropped her childish braid and moved into a more sexy, windblown look.

For some reason a few pictures came out blurry. And I have no idea why. I apologize! But here are 7 of my 8 all blonde children. 6 of them have a red haired mother too!

Deni is not pleased with her makeover. It's too bold for her tastes. Deni is a Pleasure/Knowledge sim majoring in Art with 10-1-8-10-1.

Marilyne is a Family/Pleasure sim majoring in Literature with 10-3-10-4-8. She pulls off her pigtails nicely.

Noelle is a Knowledge/Fortune sim majoring in Economics with 10-3-8-7-7. She kept her long hair and went for a more conservative look fitting of an Econ major. You can get away with these things like Lit and Polisci. She is also a tad bi-sexual, but shh, she's keeping it a secret.

Seth is a Popularity/Romance sim majoring in Drama with 10-2-9-4-1. He's kind of .. not interesting anymore.

Ugly face girl: I think yer hot. Date please?
Carter: Although you do have the face of a man. It's just not going to work dear. Would you mind leaving now?

Sorry girly, barking up the wrong tree there.

All of my children love angry dancing. I wonder if this means something..?

We send Seth out on the town to find someone special. Or at the very least, someone to devour. We now see that Dorothy is no longer the happy person she once was before the cheating incident with Wilson, in fact, she has resorted to alcoholism. The Lemon family. Ruining your life since Gen 3!

Wanda: Sorry dear. I like my men a little more grown up.
Seth: You want to run that by me again??

River also game along in hopes of finding a man. She tries her best to impress them with her dancing skills, but she seems to forgot she has none.

River scopes the room hoping to find someone since her brother is currently showing her up with Wanda. She finds none other than Ceasar Nanatsuiro from my Rainbow legacy.

Sorry hon, he's taken. But he's a romance sim, so he probably could be talked into it.

River: You know! I'm really good at art and stuff.
Ceaser: Talk to the hand hon. I don't do little girls.

River: I don't understand? I really don't mind that you are older.. or married.. or anything!
Ceaser: *Why won't she just go away?*

Dorothy: Whattteryou lookinat? Dis is onry *hic* mah 6th drinkie of da day. *hic*

Seth seems to be getting Wanda to change her mind about the whole age difference.

Dorothy: Well, ifitaint another happy couple. *hic* Ain't that just swell, guys!
Random Guy: DUDE. Look's like he's getting some soon!

*15 minutes later*
River: ....I mean, I really think we could be great together!
Ceaser: No seriously, if I have to look at you any longer I am going to puke. Does this not compute in your blonde head?
River: Uhm, is that a no?

This is the face of a man who succeeded in conquering his territory.

Mission half accomplished. Next set out on the town are Olive and Noelle.

I think you two girls 1. Not only have bad taste but 2. Could eventually find that to be a problem.

Dorothy also apparently has a second bar tending job at this club as well. She still looks as happy to be alive as ever.

Dorothy: The drinking hasn't started yet. You did just load the lot though. Give it a Sim hour.

Earnest: This lady has a good bit of the CRAZIES.
Red Hair: Oh my god, stay away from me. You creep me out. *Whams in the face*

Noelle: I.. don't understand? Is this a popular city greeting?

Mission failed.

Noelle: I saw these sumo wrestlers on TV the other day, it was so hilarious!
Olive: Have you ever though about taking up sumo wrestling, Carolyne? I think you have the personality for it.
Carolyne: ..... :(

Next up, Deni and Olive.

They refuse to have anything to do with anyone else and just bowl.

Mission failed.

Naked Cheerleader: Hey there big boy! Wanna come play with me? I think we could get to know each other better!
Carter: *pays no mind*

He's still gay girls. Sorry.

Next we decide to try the matchmaker since everyone is fail at finding the opposite (or same) gender to love.

Marilyne: Please bring me a good, old-fashioned Southern boy!

Marilyne: You know... uhm.. this isn't exactly what I was looking for. I'm sorry. Can you leave now?

Next for Carter..

A mailboy. How dirty!

Carter: Oh yes. You smell amazing!

Please be gay too Mr. Postman!

SCORE. His name is Herbert.

Herbert: Ohmygosh, I am SO SO flattered! I'm about to fan girl all over my self boy!

Carter: Why don't you come fan girl over here, big boy?
Herbert: Like really? I can? I am so excited. Thank you!

They move fast.

This update has mostly been about what most college is for-- desperatly trying to find someone to procreate with. But I'd like to take a brief time out to let you see that, yes, they are allowed to enjoy themselves.

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Okay, now moving right along~

Carolyne: This guy.. is for me?
Guy: Oh my god that guy is so hot. CRAP. I just made a messy in my pants.
Mariylne: What is wrong with these people??

The matchmaker picked out Dorin Northwode northwodelegacy for Deni whose mother is Katelyn Northwode.

Dorin has been very upset and has been stealing newspapers from Wilson since Wilson had an affair with Katelyn whom he apparently loved.

I think I know what you two are about to do.

Yep. Probably that.

Dorin: Haha! If I can't have Katelyn, I can have the next best thing. HER DAUGHTER. And ... REVENGE! Paying off the Matchmaker years ago when Deni was still a child was the best thing I ever did.

Deni: Oh WOW, that was amazing.
Dorin: Of course it was dear. *all a part of my plan kukuku*

Mission accomplished. Moving right along~~

Carolyne sets up a date with this guy.

Sexy Guy: You know, I actually just had a fight with my boyfriend, and I'm using the first opportunity I can to get revenge!

Caroylne: Oh ha ha ha. Boyfriend? You mean girlfriend?

Caroylne: Right? :|

Sexy Guy: Sorry....
Caroylne: *Why are all the good ones either gay or married?*

Mission failed. Next, Mariylne.

Marilyne: And I was like RARRRRGHHHH.

Marilyne: And then I was like Doo-dee-doo-doo-dooo!

Jin Northwode: What kind of way is that to pick up a man? I need to show her how it's done. I'm appalled that this level of fail is allowed to reproduce.

Erick: .... You know, I really just wondered if you could give me your home phone number? Your mom is SO hot.
Mariylne: Oh. :(

The pictures were eaten, but Marilyne used her charm and won. Mission accomplished. Moving on to Olive and River.

River: Oh he's so hot. ... Wait, why is he looking at my sister?
Mihail Northwode: Oh that girl with the short hair is so smokin sexual.
Olive: *oblivious*

Yet another recipe for disaster.

River: Hi! My name's River. Nice to meet you. What do you like in women?
Mihail: Oh, well, I do like blondes. heh. heh.

Mihail: In fact, this one over here is the most sexy piece of work I've seen in a long time.
River: :|

River: Hey look over there at that blonde!
Mihail: Ooh, a blonde? Where??

River: Right here!

River: That was so exciting!
Mihail: *bawls* I never knew blondes could be so cruel.

River: I will now rip your neck out and make you mine. Hahahah!
Mihail: Oh that tickles!

River: Psst, That's my dad! Keep it quiet about us!
Mihail: Why Hi there Mr. Lemon! I'm about to engage in relations with your daughter, is that alright?
River: He's kidding dad, KIDDING.

Wilson is not interested in that he is ACRing this blonde he's never met. Even when not playable, Wilson is a player. I am very proud.

I always knew Mihail was the type of sit on laps.

Mission half accomplished.

Erick (Mariylnes dread locked boyfriend) is getting a much needed makeover from her twin. She has failed quite a bit though.

Carolyne: I'm doing this for my sister. Just sit down again please.
Erick: You know.. If you don't know how to do this, you can just say so.

Carolyne hearted for Mihail too. What is doing on? Everyone usually GAGS at him. Simpocalypse guys.

This one is for you hon.

This one isn't. But you can think it is if it makes you happy.

Next up, Seth goes at it one more time.

The first thing Wanda and Seth do on their date when they get out of the love van is go ACR Woohoo in the photo booth.

Wanda: I love love LOVE him.

He apparently pounded her so hard, her eyes went to the back of her head. Good job, Seth! You make Wilson smile.

Seth: Oh yeah, shake that ass. I love that~

After sex, they want food. Nothing sexy like romance, or wine, just ... omlettes and mac and cheese. VERY SERIOUS TOO.

Seth: How would you like to go on a vacation?
Wanda: Oh? Where to?

Seth: My pants. Permanently.
Wanda: *SHOCK*

Wanda: I'd love too!
Seth: I'm glad! ....wait, what did I just get myself into?

Mission Accomplished!

In keeping with the family tradition of making ugly dormies better, Here is a new masterpiece. Isn't he just the sexiest thing ever?

River caught wind that Carolyne was interested in Mihail. Being the possessive little girl she is...

River: You're mine and no one else can have you EVER. *attacks*

Dorin! I had no idea you were that sensitive of a guy! A bonsai tree, how nice.

Erick had the same idea at the same time as Dorin, but he brings a pinball machine. A ghost one at that!

River: Hey there big guy, call me!

NO NO NO NO NO. I should have known she had bad taste when she went for Mihail Northwode but this is too much!

Noelle: I'm .. not really sure I'm ready to be this out.
Naked Cheerleader: Woo, go girl go!

Noelle: You don't like my dance? That makes me sad.

THIS IS YOUR LAST TRY OLIVE. SERIOUSLY.

Alright. This is war. Not only are you ugly, but you are also an ass. With a backpack. To get revenge, I decided to make his date the worst ever by using Insim to have him die by a random passing satellite. But it ended the date, and he just wouldn't die.

So....

I turned him into a vampire. ... and watched his slow and painful suffering.

SUFFER MOAR.

Dormie: CRAP. I never thought I should actually LISTEN when my friends were telling me what to do in case of a random Vampire encounter. I'm sorry for ever doubting you, friends!

Dormie: But Good Lord you smell rank.

Matchmaker and Carolyne: HAHA. That guy just peed himself! Look everyone, look!

Noelle and Deni: What is that guy doing? He smells so bad, and he's digging... his.. own grave?

Yes. Yes he is. I am just that cruel. There is only a certain amount of ugly the matchmaker can send before I get bitchy. Sorry dude. I did let him go though because I didn't want to have to clean that mess up off my yard.

The Nanatsuiro Legacy: 1.1

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 05:52:51 GMT

Warnings: Language, Poor humor, Fail children

Meet Saffron Nanatsuiro, our very lovely founder made for this Rainbow Legacy for me by northwodelegacy ~ She is popularity/family aspiration with the stats of 2-3-9-7-4. She's sloppy and shy, yet very active and a bit bitchy. Her LTW is to have 20 BFs. Such personality~ That's a good girl now!

Saffron likes to welcome people to her home by smelling of them to make sure they are acceptable to grace her, sloppy, presence. Yasmin Northwode (See northwodelegacy ) is quite a little social butterfly in Deenerville.

The welcoming crew was less than interesting, so we made our way downtown.

In broad daylight, with people around, Saffron attempts to be sneaky and put soap in the fountain. I am impressed with your elite skills my sim.

NO. ----- Moving right along~~~!

Saffron gets along swimmingly with everyone. See how she charms this guy?

Or at least she thinks she does. I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.

Ms. Crumps is out on marriage patrol.. ready to smite any non-married sexing couples in less than 2 seconds. Guy#1 tries to impress Saffron with his money. But she isn't interested in money. She's interested in fertilizer. MAN FERTILIZER.

Guy#1: You know, I think video games are just so awesome. I could play them all the time. In fact, this is the first time I've been out of my house in over 2 weeks! Ha, ha ha, ha!

Saffron: Must. Get away. Slowly.

Saffron: But one quick go won't hurt anything, right?

Mrs. Crumplebottom is displeased at this.

Mrs.C: BE READY YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS. MY HANDBAG OF DIVINE JUSTICE IS ARMED AND AT THE READY.

Guy#1: You know, that was almost as fun as playing chess. ALMOST.
Saffron: Okay. I think this is one of the last times I'll ever be speaking to you.

Outdoor sex really works Saffron up. Guy#1 does not approve of her odor. And ultimately, I think that is her goal.

Saffron: Oh yeah, once he gets a load of this he'll be running for the hills.

Uhm, Saffron? I think it didn't work. I actually think he's more taken with you than ever.

What is in his little bag of goodies? I bet it's a gameboy or a xbox or something.

... or a piano. Seriously? What is it, a bag of holding or something? I guess it makes sense.. I bet D&D is right up his alley. In fact, I am sure he is the DUNGEON MASTER. He probably also plays by himself.

Saffron: Whyo is gorgeous?

Saffron: Me~ Teehee!

Off for take two of trying for fertilizer...

Saffron: Well hello there gorgeous~

Ceaser: Is she talking to me? Is this my lucky day?

Ceaser: No, you are not creative enough to be my lover. I am an arteest!
Saffron: D:

THIS IS FATE YOU GUYS. YOU BOTH RANDOMLY SMELL AT THE SAME TIME.

STOP HATING EACH OTHER. FOR SERIOUS.

Blue Shirt: MAN WOMAN! I just wanted to cop a feel, and you had to go and break my hand!
Saffron: Yes, yes I did. And I'd do it again too. I'm a baseball player. Fear me.

Or rather dear, you are a mascot. Not a baseball player.

Ceaser and Saffron had an intense phone relationship because that was the only way they didn't -- each other all the time. As you can see, they have made progress!

Ceaser: Look at my little surprise I have for you!
Saffron: Little is an understatement. I don't like you anymore.
Ceaser: What...??

This is the look of a man who just realized that tapping that was probably not the best idea he ever had.

And he's definitely not going to be here when she wakes up. Run away Ceaser. Run as fast as you can!

Ceaser brought his friend over. He apparently likes to associate with teen boys. I am not alarmed.

Ceaser: *thinks* I really could like this woman.

Saffron: *thinks* I think you could make for excellent fertilizer.

Saffron: Oh yeah, that's the stuff right there.

Ceaser agrees to move in, and he is a Criminal Mastermind and moved in with 12,000. He is a romance sim (Sorry Man, you barked up the wrong set of lady parts) with 5-5-3-8-4. Here is his post-yellow makeover.

Ceaser: These are my innermost private thoughts! Please don't read them. It makes me frown. D:

He's emotional!

Saffron is a jump rope master. They have no entertainment aside from the bookshelf because they have a one room house and sims are too stupid to sleep with the TV on.

Ceaser and his ...very interesting ... work attire.

Like 97% of all legacy starts. She's pregnant, and it's a quite wedding in a random place.

You know, Ceaser hate's dogs too. And you know what? I do too. These sim beasts are the reason people have shotguns. I demand sim shotguns. I would take you down in less than 2 seconds dog. NO REGRETS.

Ceaser is so excited about the baby he steps right through the toilet.

Saffron: It's baby time NOW.

Meet Mikan Nanatsuiro. A baby boy with red hair and blue eyes. (Why can I not get this with my day-job legacy? ; ;) But Mikan is Japanese for Mandarin Orange~

Ceaser is actually an adorably cute father.

He takes care of all baby problems. Like fixing this alarming odor with milk.

As a romance sim, Ceaser physically needs to have sex with as many willing (or unwilling) partners as his crotch can handle, so he goes out on the prowl. Dorin Northwode and him are friends for some reason.

DORIN DOES NOT APPROVE OF ADULTERY.

But these three are wating in line for their turn at Ceaser. Yes that is Jackson Lemon in the line too! He's even married!

Guy#3: WHOA, I can't believe you married that wrist hitting bitch.

The maid is quite interested in the repairwomans ass. Shipping of service workers? I THINK SO.

Maid: She was so hot, I didn't realize she was an old lady. Crotch excitement levels are decreasing.

Mikan looks so happy to be alive. He really does.

And he still does. I think he's broken. I must take him to a baby changing station and ask for a replacement!

Saffron: This machine is controlled by the POWERS OF THE MIND thus I must concentrate MOAR.

Saffron: Well fuck this shit. I give up. Must take some kind of retard to work it.

Mikan wants no part of this thing called "socializing."

Saffron finds herself pregnant, yet again.

Saffron: Why Lord why?!? My first one is the most non-loving creature I've ever met? Please sweet Jesus make this one less fail?

Mikan: WAH WAH I DON'T WANNA POTTY IN THE PEE-PEE POT.
Ceaser: What did I do to deserve this...?

But he really is a cute little demon!

I had to buy a bathtub to bathe the heathen. Ceaser is in love. And shows his completely dorkalicious side.

Pssst. I think yer doin it wrong!

Baby 2! It's a girl named Satsuma. Satsuma is a region in Japan where mikan are grown and you'll sometimes hear them refer to them as satsuma instead of mikan. :D

BIRTHDAY TIMEZZZZ

Mikan: Why does this stove hurt my hand? I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND?!

He's a genius everyone! Really. He is.

And for a little bit of crotch fanservice, because every legacy is better with fanservice especially if it's not only distrubing but also horribly misplaced.

More Birthday!

Yes. That hair will be removed very quickly.

Our glowing bathtub grows hair. For all you balding men out there, this bathtub is where it's at!

Mikan: HI MOM! What are you doing?

Mikan: HI DAD! What are you doing?

Mikan: *jiiiiiiiiiiiI~~~~*

Mikan: Mom? Dad? Can I play forts with you two as well??

Satsuma post makeover. Adorable, yes? The nose picking shot was most appropriate.

You row row row your boat Ceaser!

Saffron: Mikan honey, I need to use the bathtub for bathing your sister.
Mikan: You mean this isn't a boat? *is shocked* ULTRA SHOCKED.

Bright kids do their homework. Genius kids do their homework... outside in the rain.

Satsuma: *jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*

Guys! Can we please stop scaring the children?

Satsuma: Daddy had mommy in his mouth like this!

What's that? Is something bothering you dear?

Apparently Mikan is offended at his father bathing in the multipurpose room of the house. He can watch him have sex, but bath, no never!

Mikan is into sports and twisting his body into strange positions.

You guys actually look like a beautiful family for once. What is this maddness?

Satsuma with her magicalcolor changing hair.

Mikan: YES! We got a dollhouse! I AM SO PUMPED.

I hope you enjoyed it. I really like the Nanatsuiros so far. I have never had children so fail as Mikan. I hope he continues this amazing trend into his teen and adult years!

Meet the Nanatsuiros; A Rainbow Legacy

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:51:54 GMT

Meet Saffron Nanatsuiro, My founder created by the ultra amazing northwodelegacy for our Rainbow Legacy Swap-Founders challenge! Nanatsuiro is Japanese for Rainbow~ Update to hopefully follow tonight, or more reasonably, within the next day or so complete with more yellow than you ever wanted to see in one place at the same time.

Gorgeous, yes? Yes. She thinks so too!

The Lemon Legacy: 4.2

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:59:22 GMT

Previously Shelby and Hamilton aged. Hamilton turned into a really creepy old man. Lots of sex, babies, and babies from sex.

In store for you today is probably tons of misspelled names. I apologize in advance. I did good to remember them. >.>; Too many images, but my Hamilton just didn't want to die. Also, lots of Northwode love from northwodelegacy which is awesome. :D

Wilson is just enchanted with himself at being so fabulous.

But the whole being a father thing? He is not near as pleased with himself.

But in his true element, he really shines. Katelyn approves.

It's time for Maryilne's birthday party.....

And Hamilton is not interested. But he certainly is interested in that.

Katelyn hon, I know you want to jump him like whoa, but please wait for him to call the car. XD

Katelyn tries her best to not look surprised.

Wilson: I was here the entire time, I swear.
Brooke: .....

Carolyne. I really hate those pajamas.

Yes Wilson. That is how we get rid of the cake. OUR DISHWASHER IS AMAZING.

River: Oh hi there lady who wants my daddy in her!
Katelyn: I would be fine with just making out, thank you.

Look who came home from work.... XD You are so stylin' Simon. One day one of my sims will be attracted to you. Maybe.

Hamilton and Brooke don't get along. But he LOVES to follow her around and creep her out by getting in bed with her.

Katelyn: ..and we did it all night long, and you dad was like this..
River: ....OH?

Dorin Northwode apparently wanted to bone Katelyn, and he is very angry with Wilson because he succeeded where he failed

Meanwhile, I'm pretty sure he's going to steal my paper, here is River. Teen, and beautiful. XD

Yep. There it goes. Never would have guessed THAT. Mailboy is not amused.

Look who Shelby brought home from work...! Jin Northwode, who finds that getting off work is, indeed, orgasmic.

Jin Northwode. Finding chess not nearly as sexy as getting out of a vehicle. But still, he is failing like a champ!

Cute girls. Not only are they meshing their hands, but they are also meshing their dresses. I am impressed.

Pool time is pooly and fun and obligatory. Deni, the love child, pays us a visit. Or just comes over to use our pool.

Katelyn: Oh he is so hot.
Jin: *is considering*

Wilson makes for a stunningly charismatic heir.

Shelby got plump, and Hamilton is very supportive of her efforts. But he's not interested in doing exercise himself.

Hamilton get in bed. Brooke gets out. Repeat this x932784048 times.

Such a happy family. Everyone doing their own thing, happily functioning without the other. And Hamilton, might I dad those legs are very sexy.

Everyone else leaves, and Brooke comes to help Hamilton get his ass kicked. Hamilton is not pleased.

If it moves, and has a vag, Wilson is willing.

Wilson: Oh hat, you can be next. Don't go anywhere, I'll just scoot down in a bit.

Hi there garden lady!

Hi there Grandma!

Damn. Garden lady found out. Sorry Granny. This might tarnish your reputation.

Hi there sister! Looking nice and forgotten~

Hello there Katelyn~! She really likes him. XDD

All the kids had a snow day, and went to visit their half-sister Deni.

You would think they were twins, wouldn't you? Well. They aren't. Wilson has super-powerful genes that override everything. Lurkers who use him, beware!

Deni as a teen. She's kind of interesting.

Katelyn had another child with Wilson. Meet Carter. What a nose!

Time for a birthday, but you don't get to see any pictures because my computer ate them. XD

Katelyn: You made this turkey? Are you sure you are my child??
Deni: Well I don't know if I'm your child, but that is what I'm told. And yes, I did make it. You seem to not be having any problems eating it.

CHESS IS SRSBZNS.
Katelyn: *jiiiiiiiii*
Marilyne: *jiiiiiii*

Deni leaves for college.

NORTHWODE GENES HOW YOU HAUNT ME. This is your fault Katelyn. XD

Now Carter is heading to college. We'll see you after Wilson is finished making Brookes vagina into a clown car.

Okay. Now this is time for an interesting thing that happened to me and almost everyone in my family dying. Brooke overheats from sex, or so I assume.

But then Seth, who was sleeping in the bed just fine, falls out overheating as well.

And then Maryline. So now I have kids falling out left and right. But before that...

Shelby: You know honey, Sometimes I wish I had married a grilled cheese!
Hamilton: .......

And then it starts in on the adults. Well, everyone but Wilson. So Wilson is going all over the house dousing everyone. I sent River off to college to keep her from dying. (Bye River~~!) They drink water, they get in the pool, they sit down, but they keep overheating. Eventually, for whatever reason, it stopped.

Brooke is still not satisfied with Hamilton. Wilson, like any well-trained husband, just smiles and says out of it.

Carolyne: Whoa whoa! This game is so last year.

Carolyne: Hey! Look over there!
Marilyne: Ooh, what?

Carolyne: Sucker!

Awwww. <33

.........?

Okay.... so Hamilton randomly caught on fire. What joy.

Fire Safety is paying off. Go Shelby go!

Hamilton: Oh right there dear, right there!

Hamilton: Oh sweet Jesus, I need more fire extinguishing powers. Quick! Quick!

Ah, good lord child. How dumb can you be?

Yep. That's my Wilson! Looking beautiful while getting demoted.

Our first Lemon harvest with the new tree. :D

Carolyne attempts to take after her father. She is promptly rejected.

Such a cute and loving old couple despite the fact Shelby is still a smokin' hot old lady.

Happy Birthday to youuuuu~~~ Happy Birthday to youuuuuu~~~!

Okay guys. Seth is having a birthday in the next room. Could you be a little less infatuated with each other and a bit more interested in your grandchild.

Hamilton: You know. I have two best friends. How many do you have?
Brooke: ......

Brooke: *crocodile tears* Oh how saddened I was when the aliens came and took you away Father-in-law.
Hamilton: You know, I could go on TV now.
Inner Brooke: I wish they had kept you, you old fart. D:

These two are so anal about keeping things clean. Oh, and that is a preggers Brooke by the way. I'm pretty much stopping with the pop pictures. They are all almost the same.

Brooke: If you want my body and you think I'm sexyyyy~~~~
Wilson: .....

Brooke's child scarring skills rise 1 level.

This is her baby. And I don't remember her name. >.>;;;;; *looks up* Noelle! She is Noelle. I swear I knew that. :3

Brooke is starting to get tired of her vagina being a clown car.

Such a cutie! But there is still so much Wilson in her.

Oh man, I actually squeed at the cuteness of this, and normally I don't even care about it. Hamilton is such a good Grandpa.

Noelle is very angry there is a party going on in the potty and she needs to go. No one seems to care in the slightest.

Seth raised this child. She's going to have a brother complex, probably.

NOT CREEPY AT ALL HAMILTON. YOU TWO STILL DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER. If my Father-in-Law crawled into bed with me... Oh man, I'd be so creeped out.

Oh Shelby. How motherly. I appreciate your looking over the family, but I really do wish you had been evil. XD

Shelby does not approve of family time of watching the Food channel.

Brooke: Mother dear, you are standing in the way of me becoming a great chef! I am not pleased.

This is Brooke caring about her children. But she is making grilled cheese at the influence of Shelby, so all is well.

And then she exploded. I have the best game ever, seriously. She stayed like this for quite a while.

...... Creepiness aside, Why are you thinking about JIN?! You don't even know him! He just played chess with your wife once!

The got stuck on the monkey bars. One wanted to go one way, and the other the other way. And neither of them are caving in.

Carolyne: You move!
Noelle: No you first!

So they just hung there for a while.

Seth: I got promoted, but if my coworkers are going to look like that I want to get demoted! D:

Seth: Is that thing still here?? *worried*
Carolyne: I love you dad! Am I your favorite daughter?
Wilson: Of course dear. I love you all as much as a romance sim can.

Shelby has mastered the art of painting grilled cheese. I wish I loved them as much as she does.

Well, that sure is a cheering section so this must mean one thing... A birthday!

Twin time~

Carolyne: You first. I don't want to be older than you anymore.

She has a little more Brooke in her than the rest of the batch. She is family aspiration with 10-3-10-4-8~

Carolyne who I believe is ... popularity. I forgot to write her stats down. :3

Post makeover shot.

A lot of Brooke here, but she's very pretty!

Hamilton does not approve of being lasso'd by a jump rope.

Brooke went for a jog in her amazing outfit and almost died.

Brooke: Whoaa, it's like my body caught on fire!

I frequently take the trash out in a bikini as well.

Wilson: YOU GET BACK IN HERE YOUNG LADY AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON RIGHT THIS INSTANCE!

Marilyne: Oh dad, you are so amusing. All the girls are doing this these days. You should know about that.
Wilson: As soon as I get my hands on you....! You are going to wish you had never been born!

Seth grew up kind of oddly... That nose. :3

Hamilton plays classical music. Mariilyne rocks out. Perfect sense, yes?

Mary: Look at the face I can make.

Carolyne: Well look at the one I can make!

Mary: Sis, that isn't any different from how you look all the time. D:
Carolyne: WHAT?

Caryolne: Fine, you win.
Mary: I knew I would. It's because I'm beautiful.

Oh don't take it out on Noelle. D:

As you can tell, Wilson hasn't been out getting laid often anymore. I'll leave it to your imagination what he could be doing on the computer that get's him this facial expression.

Everyone seems to want to pay attention to Noelle for some reason. Well she is

Wilson got a bit too intense with the computer, so he leaves it to dear old dad to fix.

Brooke, I am aware that you are an abused romance sim but we had to get rid of the last maid because Wilson hit on her and she hated you so for the love of everything holy please leave this one alone!

Brooke wants woo-hoo.
Wilson wants games.
Brooke is denied.
Brooke is sad.

Yet another example of how caring this family is.

Wilson is unusually happy after coming home from work.

So he autonomously cooks (and burns) a turkey.

Somehow, these two have become friends.

Hamitlon: You know, you are young and still fertile. You could give me some more grandkids, right?
Brooke is shocked. +

Disgustingly cute you too. THERE IS A BED FOR A REASON YOU KNOW.

Overachiever + Top of Career all in the same moment = Pure Win.

Really, why are you two such dorks. But in all seriousness, Wilson has started spending alot of time with his parents at the expensive of his sex life with Brooke.

And she is devastated. She also finally figured out he had been cheating after looking at the flowers on the doorstep.

Noelle grew up foxy. She rolled Knowledge, and is 10-3-8-7-7~

Brooke got pregnant again. ........ I am not pleased at this point.

Brooke: Yep. I'm pretty sure that is coming.

Shelby still thinks Brooke is fail at this. XD

Olive~~!

Meet Olive, toddler edition. Yes, that is a girl. xD

Hamilton would love to play, but Olive is not interested in him in the slightest. He wants to play with old fashioned toys, and those just aren't cool anymore.

Why this family likes to party in the bathroom is beyond me. Brooke and Wilson are having non-contact visual sex. Hamilton wants to clean. And Marilyne just wants to go.

HERE OLIVE ROAAARRRRR.

I really do think she's gorgeous.

We go out looking for anyone who is willing to romance my girls. But Carolyne would rather sing karaoke.

Yasmin Northwode is amazingly popular. Even Wilson's first crush bartender thinks so.

Katelyn stops by to play poker with her lover's legitimate child. NOT AT ALL AWKWARD.

Noelle: Hey barkeep, I'd like to buy that lovely lady over there a drinkie!

Apparently she didn't need the drinkie, because she could just drink from the keg outside. I am shocked at the sim behavior of your sims northwodelegacy XDDD

We move to a different spot in hopes of finding someone decent. (Is that Mihail I see? XD)

Simultaneous scope room. Twins are such beauty.

These two aren't interested in anyone but each other. So we move to another location...

And meet, assumably, Deni Lemon. You hair sure did change once you went to college, didn't it? :3 But look at these AMAZING Northwode Genes of fail shining brightly.

Complete and utter fail. XDDD

Wilson: Seeing you hold my children, it's just a work of art.
Brooke: Ahhh it just pee'd. D:

After much persuasion, Wilson finally took Olive to her cake.

Olive grew up very manly.

Carolyne says goodbye to her youth.

As does Maryline. Olive cares enough to say goodbye.

I was wondering why they were doing this...

And then I realized this happened immediately after. BUT WHO IS THE LUCKY ELDER?

And the winner is... Hamilton! (Look at the fail on these dancers!)

Death: You my friend, are coming with me and my lady dancer friends here~

Death: Watch me shake my hips. Oooh oohh. Impressed, right?
Hamilton: Not in the slightest.
Death: Fuck. Just get your bags and lets go.

Shelby is not pleased. She makes it better by making up the bed.

Wilson talks to one of his previous conquests the entire time his dad is dying in the other room. Hurray for sensitivity!!

Shelby reads Noelle to sleep. I think losing Hamilton has made her a little special.

Noelle heads out for college as well~

So Shelby has to spend her time playing games.

And hitting Wilson in the face with a pillow.

It finally dawned on Wilson that his dad is dead. And he is not happy.

Olive grew up, and this is her after makeover. She is popularity with 10-3-9-4-1~

Shelby? What was that?

Oh. That. ; ;

Olive is absolutely crushed.

But Shelby is fine. She gets to be with Hamilton now. Olive is still crushed.

In fact, I think she just might have a nervous breakdown right here. Brooke is very angry. So I sent her off to college, because all the elders are dead now! Yay!!

Man. I'm tired. And my fingers hurt. This update has been a week long process and I'm just going to stop now. x.x

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The Lemon Legacy: 4.1

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:58:22 GMT

Previously. College. Sex. Pops.

You've already met Brooke briefly. Her stats are Romance/Family. 2-8-2-6-7. Since they are both romance sims... It is no cause for celebration for either party so they have a nice quiet kitchen wedding.

Naturally. Both parties are displeased. Note Hamilton in the background.

Hamilton: *looks innocent while thinking thoughts about his son's wife*
Wilson: It's okay dad. What happens while I'm not here is a-okay~

This is their first conversation. And apparently, they are at 100 with each other already. Not sure how that happened. Shelby dear, that's a little creepy...

Wilson: Hey, I thought we were about to do it? What are you doing?!
Brooke: OHHHHHHH BABY.
Wilson: ...but, we haven't even started yet!

Meet River Lemon. A girl. :D

Shelby: You know, my son, right?

Shelby: Well. He got married! But the kicker is...

Shelby: He got married.. to HER!
Coworker: AHAHAHA

Meanwhile, Hamilton gets his portrait redone since his old one is now... dead. Wilson also uses his mad creativity skills to impress the ladies.

Despite his skills.. He still managed to get demoted. Obviously, he's related to Shelby. She also has no sympathy for others as she continues on her snowman.

Being the only family sim in the house... Shelby does our birthdays.

River: I got my fingers in the cake. Tee~hee!
Shelby: No! You do not do that!

She's so.... motherly. O.o

Wilson is ... being a father. I am so disturbed.

River loves her grandpa.

Oh...? Who could that be underneath my Wilson? Judging from the color of her legs... Not his wife? Ho ho~

Meanwhile. No one pays any attention to poor River. What an adorable pout though!

Shelby is disgusted by the cake. Does this mean...?

That face... does this mean?

That overly excited son... does this mean??

Yes it does! A birthday~! XDD

Shelby: I wish to look absolutely gorgeous in my elder-hood!

Shelby: Here goes nothing...

Shelby: Ah. Wishes do come true. Truly they do.

Shelby.. You are such a foxy elder. I'm going to leave you that way. XD

Wilson: Okay, you're coming with me Brooke. It's time for happy fun bed time. *prepares to drag by ankles*
Brooke: Oh pookie, you could just ask you know. Save the forcefulness for later. ^.~

Sad face + Cake = Birthday

Hamilton: I wish to look as good as my hot smokin' wife!

Hamilton: I'll smile and pretend this is what I wanted. :D :D

Wilson really gets into his piano music. Really really into it.

Wilson: Oh shit. Did I just hear what I thought I heard??

Beautiful Shelby. If you don't like seeing the neighbors, why do you look through the telescope in the middle of the day? XD

GOOD INFLUENCE GUYS. GREAT.

Wilson: Why are you in the tub and not taking care of our child??!

Wilson: Oh snap! Sweetie-bear.. You're NAKED. IN THE TUB! What is going ON!?

River grew up. Once again aided by Shelby. While her dad was ... well..

Having sex with women in photobooths? >.>Yes. He's done all three of them. And they are lining up for more.

But shoulder here caught him cheating with Raver back there.

Wilson: All these club girls are whacko!

Raver: Look who's talking!

Wilson, a symphony conductor, brings his job into his .. business.

And he sleeps through his wife's pop, not caring in the slightest.

Hamilton: Well. You don't see that every day.

Hamilton: *Lectures incoherently* WHY IN MAH DAY.... Yadda yadda
Brooke: Why are you still ALIVE old man?

Hamilton: Oh. Well. The answer to that is simple really. I'm alive to make your life a living hell. :D

Hamilton: Part of my master plan, aside from lecturing, be as creepy as possible.
Brooke: I can't wait to kill that geezer off. D:

POP.

For some reason, she really loves Wilson. Despite that he's like the worst dad ever.

Shelby somehow got struck my lightning. Nice bra, by the way.

Meet Seth Lemon. A blonde with green eyes.

Meet larger Seth.

So . CUTE.

Well. Wilson thought this would be fun.

I realized I never got a really nice shot of Brooke.

Wilson: Ah, never was there a rose as sweet as you~
Inner-mind Wilson: Oh if I could only score with her. This is my brother's WIFE. Bow-chiki-bow-wow~
Tiffany: *swoons*

Oh. It's shoulder. Angry at the cheating. It was just sex. Come on!

WHAT A SHOCK. Wilson gets flatly REJECTED. You go Tiffany. Be faithful to Jackson!

Wilson, unharmed, moved on to the next victim of his... manhood. Jackson shows up too...

And makes funny faces as his brother as he's hitting on the bimbos.

And then he realizes his brother tried to sex his wife, and he bawls for about a sim hour.

I'm sorry Jackson. ; ; I still love you.

This was neither of the ladies he was with earlier. Ma, oh well.

Hamilton still thinks he's the sexiest thing ever.

I'm sensing some anger issues here..

River is very talented when playing with other friends.

River: Look at what I can do with my hands!

Hamilton slides into the pool quite painfully. But I find it amusing at his expense. XD

He's the senile old man we never hope our Grandparents turn into.

Brooke has started stalking the crap out of Wilson. She wants to jump him HARD.

Wilson: Hmm.. If I hold out a little bit... that will make sex better? =O

Awww.. But he is a sweet old man. Hami, you can be my grandpa.

..Just so long as you never give family kisses.

Apparently the only one excited about the baby is River.

SETHDAY.

And Brooke is having a painful pregnancy. It better not be twins. ><

Seth-Muffin. Our little Wilson.

But amazingly like his grandfather. XD

Geeky enough to make Hamilton proud.

Brooke: It's COMING.
Wilson: Well I'M NOT. I am so ... sexually needy! I never get any ever!

Shelby: So disgusting.

River: So disgusting.

Twins. D: Marilyne and Carolyne.

Marilyne. And ... who cares about the other one. >.>

Wilson fines Katelyn Northwode in town. northwodelegacy <3

And gets caught cheating by this thing.

But he isn't phased. xD

Katelyn is a highly skilled dancer. This impresses Wilson.

Seth.. still has a bit of an anger problem.

Oh don't conquest Yasmin Northwode too. D:

*sigh*

Katelyn: Do you mind?

Back at her place ...

Wilson: I.. think I need to leave.

*sigh*

And this BI@(* keeps knocking over my trashcan. And I'm sick and tired of it. If you can see the selector and the mortality adjuster in the background....

One can guess what is coming next.

Bitch: Oh..? Is that a bird?

FIYAAHHHBALLL KAPOW

Ah. And Katelyn can even have some money now. Thank you Trash-can kicker. Oh, and I sold your tombstone too. :3

Fastfoward. Katelyn has baby. Her name is Deni Lemon. :D

She has Katelyn's eye color.

How... heartwarming! She gets to meet her father for the first time at an outing to the pool!

...and she isn't impressed.

But Wilson tries his best to be a father to his child. Despite how he's not even looking at her. He.. tries.

When she gets home, Wilson actually calls! He get's Katelyn, but asks for Deni. WILSON WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Up next. The twins grow up. What happens with his love-child with Katelyn? =O Also~~ Wilson is now up for download! Grab him here~